Walrus Hunter Shoots National Security Advisor John Bolton By Mistake

Image credit: 'John Bolton' by Flickr user Gage Skidmore license CC BY 2.0.

A native Alaskan man is apologizing today for shooting the National Security Advisor John Bolton in what he insists was a case of mistaken identity.

“I was simply trying to feed my village.”

The walrus hunter said he understands hunting walruses is frowned upon in the wider world, but insists it is a tradition in his community that should be respected.

“I receive many insults on social media for shooting walruses, though none as yet for shooting John Bolton.”

He asked that his sincere apology be transmitted to Bolton.

“You should also check one more time to be sure, because I still have a nagging suspicion that the National Security Advisor really is a crusty old walrus.”

1 Comment on "Walrus Hunter Shoots National Security Advisor John Bolton By Mistake"

  1. Derek Stephen McPhail | June 18, 2019 at 7:58 pm | Reply

    should be a bounty on swamp creatures like Bolton…

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