Local radio personality and African-American-career-development-expert Wendy Bell has stirred up controversy yet again by saying the damage to the economy due to the coronavirus shutdown is not worth the lives of some old or otherwise immuno-compromised people.
But Bell took things further today when she put her thoughts into action live during her afternoon talk show on KDKA radio by inviting a local elderly person onto the show. After explaining through the use of her BS board how the old crone was dragging her household income down, Bell asked the woman to stand still in front of her.
“Sorry, Sister, but I’ve done the math and you have to go.”
Bell then dispatched the woman faster than a busboy-gone-bad can ruin an outdoor B-B-Q, after reminding her she’d already enjoyed far too many years on this planet. As her station manager dragged the woman’s corpse away, Wendy warned her listeners not to go all weak-kneed on her over it.
“Facts don’t care about your feelings, people!”
KDKA Radio said they are looking into whether the incident deserves a mild reprimand, while KDKA TV asked people to please stop calling them as they have never employed her.
“KDKA Radio is a separate entity from us and may we remind you that it was WTAE that brought that nightmare to Pittsburgh in the first place.”
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