(Philadelphia, PA) The Wharton School of Business, whose past attendees have included Elon Musk and Warren Buffet, today announced it is naming a corner of a classroom after its most famous former student, President Trump.
“We could have named the library or a science building after him like is often the case with famous alumni, but we wanted to do something special.”
Wharton University officials say the choice of his own corner in a classroom was made so people would really know how proud they are of him.
“It’s also where he spent much of his time when he was here.”
Officials refused to discuss the President’s grades in specific terms, but did say he is a living testimony to how great the Wharton School must be.
“Our worst student on record is now leader of the most powerful nation on Earth. Damn we’re good!”