(The White House) President Trump’s staffers busied themselves today preparing for the departure of the replacement for General John Kelly, who is leaving his position as Chief of Staff at the end of the year, to be replaced by someone who will then also leave.

A leading candidate to be the replacement for the replacement for Kelly is being sought, and a press release is being prepared for the occasion of the departing Kelly’s replacement’s departure.

The release is incomplete as yet, as certain details, such as the person’s sex, name, and title remain to the determined, though the cause for their departure is known, which will be a total breakdown of communication with and confidence in the President.

Depending on how quickly progress is made, the White House hopes to move on to preparing for the departure of the replacement for the replacement for General Kelly, as they know that letting that slide for any length of time could leave them caught short.