White House physician Dr. Ronny L. Jackson reported today that the President’s racism was in excellent health, and said chances are excellent it will hold up for the rest of his term, and quite possibly another four years after that.
“I give it full marks.”
Jackson conducted a detailed examination of the President’s racism, as well as a review of his racist history, and even took into account the racism of close relatives such as his father. He says all the indications were excellent.
“If anything, the President’s racism gets even more robust over time. It’s in the genes.”
Though the profession normally doesn’t approve of diagnoses being performed without a personal examination, Jackson said that when racism is in such great shape like this, anyone can see it.
“Even those without any medical training whatsoever can see his racism is in peak condition.”