White House Fitted With Giant Revolving Door To Facilitate Smooth Operation

The White House looks a little different today as a massive revolving door has been installed which staffers say is necessary to keep the Trump Administration running smoothly.

“Sadly the iconic white pillars had to go as they were impeding the steady dismissal of members of the Cabinet.”

Structural engineers say the addition of the continuously revolving doors was also necessary to ensure operations ran as efficiently as possible at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

“Even with the pillars removed there was a significant bottleneck at the original front swing doors due to too many people being on their way out at the same time.”

2 Comments on "White House Fitted With Giant Revolving Door To Facilitate Smooth Operation"

  1. Unfortunately the German magazine Der Postillon was earlier https://www.der-postillon.com/2018/03/weisses-haus-drehtuer.html

  2. I hear they have also added a 2nd floor sliding board… a slick one.

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