Amidst all the criticism of the Trump Administration, there is one group that can’t sing its praises enough – the White House event foldable lawn chairs.
“Normally I’d have a sweaty ass parked on top of me during outdoor events like the Inaugural and the Christmas tree lighting, but life during the Trump Presidency has been a breeze!”
The chairs greatly appreciate the many times they have been taken out of storage to get some air and see the President, all while not having to support the body weight of a human.
“I’ve never seen so much pomp and circumstance laid on just for an empty chair like me. It’s really quite humbling.”
They also felt greatly blessed by the star power that came out just for them, like Kathie Lee Gifford and Dean Cain at this year’s tree lighting.
“Can you believe they managed to get Dean Cain just for us. Dean Cain!”