FedEx CEO Frederick W. Smith wasted no time responding to Republican candidate Chris Christie’s call for FedEx to get involved in the immigration issue, and was positively beaming with pride this morning as he announced…
A record audience is expected to watch the 2015 Video Musics Awards to see their favorite stars. As a special treat, MTV has announced that this year’s show will feature live fucking. “That’s right. Live…
Many Americans don’t want to get shot, but many Americans also love their guns so how to keep everyone happy? Don’t stop reading if you’re a gun-owner because here at Breaking Burgh we don’t buy…
It has been a tragic year for small-town Ohio resident Wilbur Down. He lost his job, one foot, and the one place that gave him solace. His local church, which he donated his life savings…
(Imperial, PA) Local screenwriter Sean Tierney knows how to write a screenplay and is excited to have finally finished his first feature-length script after working on it for the past six years. He initially thought his…
The world has become a far too critical place these days, at least in the eyes of the four women and five men who have lifetime appointments to the U.S. Supreme Court. The move to…
[Cambridge, UK] Cosmologist and polymath Clara Durkins is no stranger to difficult problems, whether it’s interpreting the newest findings from the Hubble deep space project or contemplating the latest ill-fitting discovery in the fossil record….
Contrary to the predictions of political analysts and basic common sense everywhere, Donald Trump appears to be going from strength to strength in his bid for the Presidency. This prompted the other GOP candidates and the…
So you’re on the hacker list of Ashley Madison users which means you’re now in deep shit because of that squalid hookup with someone who didn’t turn out to be nearly as hot as the…
(South Fayette, PA) Derek Cornwell is an unhappy man. This is because he aches for an earlier time when things weren’t like they are today but were different from the even earlier time he ached for…
When Saudi national Tim (not his real name) was approached with the opportunity to be a suicide bomber in return for 72 virgins in Paradise, he couldn’t believe his luck and he eagerly accepted. But…
University of Pittsburgh Linguistics Professor Stacey Pinkerton does not believe in fate, but she almost started the day she clicked on the hashtag #HealthyTip and came across this tweet from a pharmacist in Georgia. “I’m…
In today’s point/counterpoint we ask whether PA Attorney General Kathleen Kane should have been indicted. The charges contend that she violated grand jury secrecy laws and subsequently lied about this under oath. Surprisingly she’s was…
Lifelong Ross Township resident Kathie Jones understands the outrage people feel at lion killing trophy hunters like Walter Palmer and Jan Seski. That’s because she’s had to live with her very own sadistic menace who…
