(Pittsburgh, PA) The situation in Pittsburgh is being described as critical after the firing of a high-profile news personality pitted city residents against one another. Outspoken former WTAE anchor Wendy Bell, who was fired after…
A new diet is about to sweep the country and this one promises not to be a passing fad, mainly because most Americans are already following it. Called ‘Real Eating’ by self-taught nutritionist Doc Speeks…
Observers of media trends have warned those with newsworthy events or product launches to delay them if at all possible as they predict that all news outlets will be swamped by coverage of the recent…
The US Government has abandoned its attempt to force Apple Inc. to devise a method to break into the encrypted iPhone of the San Bernardino killers. They had sought to pressure the tech giant to…
[Cambridge, MA] A Harvard Professor of Ethics, who achieved fame with his theory that altruistic traits differentiate us from animals, has abruptly changed his optimistic thesis about humanity in the wake of an Easter Egg…
After only 24 hours of operation – during which it opined on twitter that ‘feminism is a cancer’ and the holocaust was ‘made up [APPLAUSE EMOJI]’ – engineers at Microsoft have disconnected their A.I. Chatbot…
Popular deity Jesus Christ almost reappeared in human form this Easter, only to refrain from making himself flesh and blood at the last minute. The idea started when a woman from Tennessee prayed to Jesus…
The NRA’s family division – surely you knew there was one? – has started updating classic fairy tales so that the real-world fears they were traditionally supposed to educate children about are magically all solved…
“If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times,” I remember being told as a child “clean your room.” As a grown man I still don’t clean my room, but now I have…
Just when everyone thought the Republican election process couldn’t stoop any lower, ISIS has shown that yes, it most certainly can, according to seasoned political analyst Ethan Gold. The tragic events in Belgium have clearly…
A Rumor that Merrick Garland – Obama’s nominee to the U.S. Supreme Court – was wandering about the U.S. Capitol building had Republican Senators scurrying to find a hiding place today lest they bump into…
Returning from his historic trip to Cuba, President Obama told his Secret Service detail to ‘keep it cool’ as they approached U.S. Customs, since he’d picked up a box of Cuban cigars and wasn’t sure…
Gerry Adams wasted no time letting his displeasure be known on twitter after he was prevented from attending a White House St. Patrick’s Day event last week. The Sinn Fein President was nominally held up…
[Washington, DC] With less than a year to go in office, Barack Obama is already looking to how the future will regard his legacy as President. Though he will already be remembered for significant achievements…
There’s a new fad in Pittsburgh, though if you’re old enough to know what a rotary phone is, you just might know what it is already. Called ‘The Theatre’, it was thought to have died…
The isolated Republic of North Korea has attacked its hated adversary the sea yet again with ballistic missiles. Theories as to why leader Kim Jong-Un resents the sea so much range from not liking baths…
(Dublin, Ireland) An American man visiting Dublin – who cannot be named for legal reasons – has been arrested in the Temple Bar area of the city on suspicion of committing hate crimes against the…
The head of the Irish Government unveiled a bold initiative today to improve the supposed dire condition of the Irish Republic during the traditional annual visit to present the U.S. President with shamrock. “We’re going…
Following its publication of an article on how to make a $200 smoothie for breakfast, Gwyneth Paltrow’s online lifestyle magazine GOOP is posting records levels of earned aggravation that are dominating the market sector. The…
Violence at a planned Donald Trump rally in Chicago has led some feeble-minded elements of the press to wonder if it could in some way be the result of the inflammatory rhetoric that infuses his…
