Archeologists excavating a site in Wyoming have made an amazing discovery that they say fills an important gap in our knowledge of culture – evidence of a former celebrity they have named Parus Hiltonus in…
[Crafton, PA] When an argument broke out at Douglas ‘Dougie’ Jones’s work over whether the #BlackLivesMatter movement had a valid purpose, he paid little attention as a youthful employee’s arguments that it did were quickly…
[via Science Magazine] For centuries humankind has stood captivated by the many wonders of our universe, ranging from the magnificence of the Milky Way on a moonless night, to the delicate intricacies of a sunflower….
[New York, NY] Democratic candidates Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders found themselves in close quarters while campaigning in New York City this morning, resulting in a no-holds-barred dustup between them that only came to an…
In the latest twist of Pittsburgh’s enduring anchor drama, the firing of Wendy Bell by WTAE back in 2016 is to be made into a film directed by David O. Russell. Principal photography will take…
[Springfield, VA] The Drug Enforcement Agency has announced that it intends to reclassify cannabis, changing it’s designation from a Schedule I controlled substance to a cooking spice. “Just to be clear we don’t mean SPICE…
Just days after incurring Amy Schumer’s wrath by listing her on the cover of a special edition of the magazine focused on plus size women, Glamour magazine has managed to mess up again. Though Schumer…
[New York, NY] A ruthless hedge fund trader who made many tens of millions of dollars while the vast majority of citizens struggled during the recent recession found his fears that his scheme of dubious…
Pitt students were treated to yet another musical extravaganza today at the Petersen Events Center in Oakland – acts who have previously performed at the famed venue include indie band Silversun Pickups, Wiz Khalifa, Ariana…
[Mt. Lebanon, PA] On hearing that her precious five-year-old son, Landon, was being teased at preschool about his expressive attire, his mother wasted no time detailed her outrage on a popular local website. The post…
GOP nominee Donald Trump committed a potentially fatal error today when he was caught red-handed in the act of telling the truth. Supporters and non-supporters alike were united in their shock and disgust. “I rely…
Pittsburgh is still reeling from the firing of Wendy Bell by WTAE following her problematic Facebook post. We’re not even going to get into whether WTAE fired an at-will employee for higher motives, or out…
An avid reader of the Guardian newspaper is in self-imposed hiding after reading their expose on the billion dollar money trail that leads to Vladimir Putin. The so-called Panama Papers reveal a complex pattern that…
Donald Trump got himself into trouble this week, when he said he would punish women who had abortions if he got into power. Commentators said he had got the pulse of his audience wrong on…
[Chicago, IL] The Chicago Police Union has been criticized for giving employment to suspended Officer Jason Van Dyke, who is on unpaid leave while facing an indictment for first degree murder. “Jason has been a…
So hopefully you’ve had a change to calm down after losing it when WTAE fired Wendy Bell, sending Pittsburgh into meltdown. And maybe you’re wondering whether that thing you said or posted in the heat…
News that a male forty-something inventor in Hong Kong has built a ‘super creepy’ Scarlett Johansson robot has transfixed the internet, with many people repelled by the project that took graphic designer Ricky Ma over…
[London, UK] The British/Irish hitmaking band One Direction has reportedly been abducted by what are believed to be agents of the North Korean Government, who took advantage of fans’ attention being occupied by the release…
In one of the most ambitious and elongated April Fools’ pranks ever attempted, the GOP has revealed that it’s entire primary process to date has been a hilarious send-up, according to a tweet by party…
