[Warwick University, Coventry] In response to the growing veganism movement, food scientists in the UK have created the first fully functional chicken made entirely out of plant materials in what is being heralded as an…
I CAN’T SEE THE NUMBER: If you can’t see the number then what you are ‘seeing’ is that you have a vision problem. You do not need to see a medical professional, as not passing…
With the election mere weeks away, Donald Trump has gotten serious about his plan for America once he is President. His first point of business will be foreign policy, the details of which he wants…
The raising of the cost of EpiPens by Mylan CEO Heather Bresch is having an unusual effect on the the nations’s powerful Mommy Blogger community. A rare exception is emerging in the Femishpere, which is…
Local internet troller Jamie Sims has a problem though for the longest time the heavy internet user tried to deny it. He finally realized something must be wrong when the new Ghostbusters movie came out…
Though it may not be the first city that comes to mind when love is mentioned, Pittsburgh has its share of romantics who know how to work with what’s available. “You can take your date…
The United States may be set to lose its status as a country with only one official language, as a bill has been presented to Congress to afford Mansplaining official recognition. Proponents of the bill…
Astronomers have discovered a planet orbiting a neighboring star which they believe has liquid water on its surface. Observations made at the European Southern Observatory reveal the rocky exoplanet lies within the ‘Goldilocks zone’ of…
[Cupertino, CA] Proving there is plenty of life left in Apple post Steve Jobs, the latest iPhone release is sending orgasmic ripples though the tech industry. Not only does the iPhone 7 have one or…
[Strip District] Following the announcement that it is to close in September, a group of armed pasta lovers have occupied the Spaghetti Warehouse by force demanding it be kept open. A number of families are…
[San Francisco, CA] There was excitement – and not a little trepidation – at the San Francisco Zoo today as well known celebrity Koko the Gorilla stopped by for a meeting with one of the…
Samsung have announced that its music streaming service MILK will be closed down. Though the news was paid little heed by the music industry or the tech world, Philosophy Departments across the country have been…
A startling photograph of a bloodied dust-covered Syrian boy has gone viral leading people across the globe to a make a shocking discovery – that children can suffer during times of war. Its impact is…
He may have gotten out of Brazil just in time, but life has been no picnic for Ryan Lochte since his return. Lochte has already been the subject of not one but three attacks by…
(Pittsburgh, PA) With self-driving cars now a familiar sight for Pittsburghers as their testing phase continues, the city’s famed jitney drivers have surprised everyone with the news that they have rolled out a fully-functional driverless service….
Donald Trump has announced a complete shake up of his flagging presidential campaign, with the overhaul due to begin any moment now. Trump clarified that the overhaul hasn’t actually gotten underway yet, as it is…
TV host and occasional physician Drew Pinsky is making headlines after weighing in on the 2016 election, saying Donald Trump may be insane and that he is ‘gravely concerned’ about Hillary Clinton’s medical care. Also…
Donald Trump has responded to requests that he spell out when he would condone military action by the United States. He was particularly concerned to undo the damage he maintains was done when President Obama…
Faced with the certainty of severe health problems, Yo Mama enrolled in a gymnasium today and retained the services of a certified trainer to get her in shape. Yo Mama has also reportedly gone on…
Showing no signs that he is about to let up on Barrack Obama, Rudy Giuliani today blamed the incumbent President for bringing the scourge of racism to American shores. “How dare this loathsome man disturb…
