The Amazon takeover of Whole Foods was said to be a win-win for everybody, but already Jeff Bezos’s vision of cheaper food for woke people is causing problems. With prices on hipster favorites down by…
Keen to avoid the fate of George W Bush in the wake of Katrina, President Trump is personally involving himself in the Hurricane Harvey disaster by advising those in the flooding areas on how to…
Never one to shy away from the limelight, Anthony ‘The Mooch’ Scaramucci has come forward with some advice for his replacement as White House Communications Director. “I don’t know if Hope will last a couple…
After the great success of his highly publicized prize fight against Irish UFC champion Conor McGregor, Floyd Mayweather has announced he will come out of retirement again to go up against world-class Irish Golfer Rory…
President Trump’s pardoning of a convicted Arizona Sheriff for racial profiling may have not been enough to inspire true public outrage, however this is set to change with word he has granted a pardon to…
Everyone is being advised to adjust their clocks tomorrow, or risk being out of sync by just under seven hours. The reason is the surprising finding that today – which happens to be Women’s Equality…
With Hurricane Harvey bearing down on the United States, many Americans are positively upbeat, saying this is one catastrophe for which blame cannot be laid at their feet. “At least a hurricane is something you…
The Christopher Nolan film Memento has received its worst ever review from A Goldfish according to Rotten Tomatoes. “I realize I’m coming late to this film which means expectations were high but I have to…
Though he said his instinct was to withdraw from Afghanistan – something he promised repeatedly on the campaign trail – National Security Advisor McMaster has apparently convinced President Trump to increase the U.S. presence there….
Amazon has announced that, from Monday, its Prime members will get discounted pricing on popular foods item at Whole Foods, with Amazon Prime now being the store’s rewards program. In addition to the lower prices,…
To the delight of those seeking his impeachment, President Trump has agreed to step down after less than a year in office. The landmark agreement was reached when Trump overheard a deal on offer by…
The President laid into the media again during his latest rally, accusing them of making it impossible for him to do his job. “They broadcast all these Fake News shows which I am then forced…
The American Welding Society is predicting a collapse of its industry as millions of amateur welders flood the marketplace. The sudden influx of untrained welders is believed to be the result of people desperately trying…
Speaking during his first primetime address to the public, President Trump has outlined his plan for United States involvement in Afghanistan going forward. Trump said he had looked at the books and they were ‘not…
Louise Linton, wife of Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin, has ignited a firestorm on social media after attacking people who criticized her for tagging her designer clothes and accessories on Instagram. In a now-private post, Linton…
In a development that will turn physics as we know it on its head, scientists have determined that a man from 1930s Germany has materialized out of nowhere in modern day America in what they…
Astronauts aboard the International Space Station posted amazing pictures on twitter today showing the shadow of the solar eclipse on the Earth. They were also able to report encouraging news from their onboard cameras that…
The Secret Service has revealed it has already exhausted its annual budget to protect President Trump, due to his extensive travel and predilection for appointing family members to his administration. However salvation has appeared in…
Comedy legend Jerry Lewis has died at the age of 91 and tributes have been pouring in, with one of the first being from French President Emmanuel Macron. “The Republic of France expresses its condolences…
Kim Jong-un has upped the ante yet again with his most recent threat to block the Sun from shining using the latest in space-based North Korean offensive technology. “We will darken the star that shines…
