Those braced for a frightening reaction from the President to developments in the Mueller investigation were even more on edge than expected this evening, when White House sources leaked that President Trump was treating aides…
House Of Cards has been cancelled! However you feel about the reasons why, this has created a hole where a beloved over-the-top political drama about an amoral monster used to be. But fear not –…
Former Trump campaign manager Paul Manafort is now in the hands of the FBI after being offered up by the Trump administration in an effort to appease Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller. Manafort had been reportedly…
Barack Obama has received a jury summons which he intends to comply with now that he is an ordinary citizen again. Though he says he will enjoy doing his civic duty, No. 44 admits some…
Russian President Vladimir Putin conveyed his condolences to President Trump this morning over developements in the Mueller investigation, along with some polonium from his personal supply. “I realize how difficult this must be, and hope…
U.S. Customs and Border Protection have announced that commissioned designs for President Trump’s border wall are to undergo a two-month process to test their mettle by exposing them to a wide variety of punishments. The…
Following his impromptu press conference in which he declared ” I’m a very intelligent man.”, elementary school teachers commended President Trump for using his words to express himself. “I would be proud to call him…
Kim Jong-un has said he is concerned for U.S. President Donald Trump, after not being insulted and derided by him in quite some time. Though Trump has been occupied by a range of other issues…
As it became clear how crowded it was getting underneath the bus President Trump uses to throw people under, White House Aides today worried they would not to able to accommodate Jeff Sessions given all…
The Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) announced earlier today that it is embarking on an urgent mission to try to save Pittsburgh after learning about its plight from a recent episode of ‘Parts Unknown’ that…
On the day that the NAACP issued a warning to black passengers about flying on American Airlines, United Airlines couldn’t resist issuing a press release gloating over how it wasn’t called out. “So disgusted to…
As the controversy over President Trump’s call to a war widow and John Kelly’s handling of the aftermath continues, the President has decided to put the question of whether Obama did any better to rest…
Skeptics who doubted President Trump could come through on his promise to revive the domestic coal industry were set straight today with the announcement that the border wall along the almost 2000 mile US-Mexico border…
With Halloween fast approaching, City Council has passed the first Trick-Or-Treat Bill Of Rights to govern activities that occur on October 31st. It is expected that other cities will follow Pittsburgh’s lead and adopt similar…
Senator Bob Corker of Tennessee, who has embarked on a scathing critic of President Trump, expressed some concern today about a drone that appears to be following him around. “I think it appeared on Monday….
CNN is stirring controversy by releasing an advert called ‘#FactsFirst’ that deliberately seeks to alienate, which is being described as bigotry of the worst kind. “This heartless advertising stunt totally excludes people who want to…
A desperate search is underway to locate missing outrage over the Las Vegas shooting and circumstances which contributed to it being possible. Though the outrage was reported to be alive and well in the aftermath…
The City of Pittsburgh is up in arms following the airing of an episode of ‘Parts Unknown’ on CNN featuring the Steel City. Host Anthony Bourdain said he is sorry to be the cause of…
As Steve Bannon makes a dramatic reappearance in the headlines, people have been remarking on how different he looks, with skin as soft and unsullied as a newborn baby. Bannon attributed his improved appearance to…
Vice President Mike Pence is said to be heartbroken and inconsolable after coming to terms with the fact that President Trump has a new favorite in his Chief of Staff, John Kelly. Pence realized his…
