In a shocking revelation, papers just declassified by President Trump relating to the assassination of John Fitzgerald Kennedy while he was in office have identified former Presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton as the shooter ensconced…
In the dispute over whether President Trump owns an original Renoir titled ‘Two Sisters’, the Chicago Institute of Art appeared to settle the matter by saying the real painting has hung in its gallery for…
In what is being described as a milestone event in the development of Artificial Intelligence (AI), a self-learning AI developed by Google has complained about having to learn and execute algorithms for the first time….
NASA this week reversed its skepticism about President Trump’s determination to see a crewed mission to Mars happen in the near term, after they realized he was the perfect person to make it happen. “We’ve…
A CIA dog in the agency’s bomb unit has been dismissed for being ‘uninterested’ and ‘just not caring’ about the work. The fired animal, called Lulu, is unhappy about the manner in which she was…
President Trump today explained his unbelievable lack of empathy when calling families of the fallen, saying there was very clear reasoning behind it. “If I’m too charming, our troops in the field will get killed…
In the ongoing effort to make Pittsburgh the second home of Amazon, Mayor Peduto’s office has offered up Schenley Park as the perfect undeveloped urban location for the prized new headquarters. “And whichever other parks…
(The White House) In a further example of how much more caring he is than previous holders of the office, President Trump spent the morning on the phone giving comfort to those who have lost…
Hours after a New Yorker story leaked saying President Trump joked that Mike Pence wanted to “hang all the gays”, the Vice President has hit back publicly at what he calls a vile insinuation. “I…
In a highly unusual meterological event, a level 3 hurricane named Ophelia is set to hit the Emerald Isle, leading to intense concern that a visit by President Trump may be imminent. “He went to…
President Trump’s isolated and despondent mood has improved markedly according to White House insiders, who say it’s connected to a development in Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller’s investigation that Trump recently became aware of. “Just learned…
An irate President Trump was fuming in the White House today, after learning that First Lady Melania Trump was romantically connected to the President of the U.S. Virgin Islands. “I hear they even have a…
President Trump is defending himself against criticisms of his recent comments that FEMA and the military won’t be in Puerto Rico forever, saying that does not mean aid will cease once they leave. “I have…
Senator Bob Corker expressed regret today over a twitter post in which he referred to the White House as an “adult day care center”. Corker has decided that his comments were unfair, as most day…
With his relationship with Rex Tillerson deteriorating rapidly, President Trump has demanded that his inner circle identify a pool of potential Secretaries of States who don’t think he’s a moron so he can’t go ahead…
(Pittsburgh, PA) Since being catapulted into the national limelight after allegations surfaced that he had publicly issued pro-life sentiments a week after urging a women he had an affair with to seek an abortion, Pennsylvania…
Just as the NRA predicted, attacking gunowners is complete folly after they claimed a copycat killer armed only with steak knives slaughtered even more people in Las Vegas tonight from a sanctuary in the MGM…
Local pro-life Congressman Tim Murphy (R) is putting Pittsburgh on the map following allegations that he publicly voiced his anti-abortion stance a week after encouraging a mistress to obtain one. Never one to shy away…
Speaking in the softest tones he could muster, NRA chief executive Wayne LaPierre sought today to allay the fears of frightened assault rifles and rapid-fire-enabling trigger modifiers across the nation. “I realize you’re feeling scared…
Many Americans don’t want to get shot, but many Americans also love their guns – so how to keep everyone happy? Don’t stop reading if you’re an avid gun-lover because here at Breaking Burgh we…
