Congressman Trey Gowdy has announced he is leaving politics to follow a career path he feels he is better suited to by time traveling back to the 1980s to be a villain in cheesy action…
United Airlines is facing another PR disaster today, after a man attempting to fly out of Pittsburgh International Airport on one of their scheduled services to Chicago was not allowed to bring his emotional support…
Despite high levels of security at the State of the Union address, a Trump-hating female protester still managed to sneak into a prime seating area reserved for friends and family of the President. “Everything about…
Emergency services across the country were overwhelmed today dealing with an epidemic of tragic deaths following last night’s State of the Union address by the President. “We’ve never seen anything like it.” The rash of…
Saying it is long overdue, former Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton is scheduled to deliver a State of the Washing Up address this evening at her home in New York State. “The State of the Washing…
A draft of President Trump’s speech to be delivered to Congress tonight has been leaked, revealing that he plans to announce that the State of the Union is “covfefe”. The unorthodox phrasing was confirmed by…
President Trump has revealed he is not bothered by speculation that he was snubbed by Prince Harry, because he was not only the first person to be invited to the Royal’s forthcoming wedding, but also…
Ingvar Kamprad, the founder of IKEA, has died in his native Sweden aged 91. His furniture empire grew to have stores across the globe, including here in Pittsburgh, providing stylish but affordable furniture that was…
Special Counsel Robert Mueller privately confirmed today what many had long suspected – that he has someone high up in the Trump Administration helping him with his investigation. “I don’t want to give him away,…
Since guidelines were relaxed under the Obama administration, our understanding of the medical uses of marijuana has greatly increased. Recent restrictions are worrying since needy patients could be deprived, especially those suffering from a new…
President Trump has casually dismissed news that Special Counsel Robert Mueller wants to question him, saying that he is ‘looking forward to it’. But the former director of the FBI has a card up his…
As he started his sentence of 40 to 175 years, convicted sex offender Larry Nassar got a touching surprise today, as fellow inmates Jared Fogle and Jerry Sanduski threw a surprise welcome party for their…
President Trump said today he is both eager and willing to be interviewed by Robert Mueller as part of his Russia Investigation. “Of course I will lie to him if that is what he wants.”…
Having been informed he is likely to be questioned by Special Counsel Robert Mueller as part of his Russia investigation soon, President Trump is reportedly hard at work on a suitable derogatory term for the…
As word broke that the government shutdown has been averted – at least for the time being with a temporary funding bill – leaders from all across the globe said the issues involved were far…
In yet another first, the White House has announced that this year’s State of the Union address by President Trump will be exclusively available on Pay-Per-View. “For those who don’t know what that is, it’s…
Facing a barrage of questions from Robert Mueller’s office about his connections to Russia, Attorney General Jeff Sessions employed the notable diversionary tactic last week of reminding those grilling him that he’s a racist. “You…
Adult actress Stormy Daniels is now to be officially known as First Pornstar, after a pro forma procedural vote was taken in both Houses of Congress today. The title is a result of the invocation…
Describing it as the jewel in the crown of their extensive portfolios, the Koch Brothers today heaped praise on their favorite stock, Paul Ryan, which they say is paying off like gangbusters. Billionaire energy mogul…
(Pittsburgh, PA) As if losing out on the chance to support his beloved hometown team wasn’t bad enough, local sports superfan Steve Blakowski is losing his mind over which side to support during Super Bowl…
