The Trump Presidency appears to finally be finding its groove after what was arguably one of its rockiest weeks. The downgrading of security clearance for Jared Kushner coupled with the ongoing fallout from Rob Porter’s…
News that a teacher opened fire in the classroom at a Dalton High School is just the evidence we need that armed teachers are a great idea, said NRA President Wayne LaPierre this afternoon. “Obviously…
Describing it as a terrible setback for the Palestinians, the Israelis, and the entire world, Jared Kushner lamented the downgrading of his security clearance which meant he could no longer deliver the lasting Middle East…
A group calling themselves the Swift Boat Eagles for Truth (SBET) has come forward to say that President Trump is no hero like he is making himself out to be. The eagles say they are…
With events having shown that even trained armed deputies are insufficient to tackle the threat to our schools, the Defense Industry has stepped forward with the solution. “No classroom should be without this tank.” Based…
(Pittsburgh, PA) A missing dog, which had not been seen for days according to Oakland resident and owner Pat Rensiter, has thankfully been found safe in a pothole on Bigelow Bouvelard. The 75 pound canine…
Saying they wanted to give the President the opportunity to back up his tough words with deeds, the FBI promised to let him go in first the next time they are dealing with an active…
Trump has doubled down on his criticism of the Broward County armed deputies who failed to enter the Parkland school by saying that he would “go in there even if he didn’t have a weapon”….
The United States has increased its medal tally at the Winter Olympics in South Korea as U.S. participant Ivanka Trump took the gold in the freestyle nepotism event. “She really shone out there.” For a…
Far from eliciting the usual groans of disapproval, President Trump’s latest impulsive statement, calling for the death penalty for those responsible for America’s drug problems, is being very well received. “Executing the Pharma CEOs behind…
Corporate sponsors are dropping the NRA like a hot potato, forcing Wayne LaPierre to admit members are going to lose some of the benefits like cheaper car rentals and hotel discounts that they are used…
Following reports that a number of Broward County deputies were still missing, Coral Springs police have completed a thorough sweep of the Parkland school grounds where trajedy struck last week and located them unharmed. “They’ve…
President Trump spent the day speculating on what was the reason that prevented armed Parkland Deputy Scot Peterson from entering his Florida school building where a horrific shooting was taking place. As he promoted his…
President Trump has delighted Native Americans by directing that the United States be no longer considered a nation of immigrants. “Guess that means it’s all ours now.” President Trump make the astounding change via an…
Current most hated man in America, the Parkland school resource officer, explained today why he didn’t go into a Florida school building to confront school shooter Nicholas Cruz. “He had a really big gun.” Despite…
A school shooter who had planned to go nuts sometime in early 2019 is putting his attack on hold after learning about President Trump’s proposed bonus scheme for teachers who arm themselves in the classroom….
Determined to make the best of a bad situation, Mayor Peduto has announced a new plan to accept that the rain isn’t ever going to let up and that Pittsburgh is now a partially submerged…
U.S. Rep. Claudia Tenney’s claim that most school shooters were Democrats despite a complete lack of evidence has been taken note of by the White House, where everyone is impressed with her ability to make…
A Slovenian chain migrant couple currently living in the USA are wishing their son-in-law would shut the hell up until they gain full citizenship, which they fear he is putting in jeopardy. “We won’t name…
At a meeting with victims of the Florida school shooting, President Trump upped his game to include crib notes that went beyond his usual to include the three word phrase “I hear you”. Political observers…
