As the fallout from ABC’s cancellation of the sitcom Roseanne continues, its eponymous star is receiving support from historians in her claim that the racist tweets she sent were the result of Ambien. “While we…
Saying it is for its own good, and because they love it no matter how terribly it has treated them, the rest of the world has staged an intervention for the United States in an…
In a first for the US executive branch, a sitting President has ordered the cable channel C-SPAN to pick up a TV show cancelled by one of the major networks. Saying he could not let…
In a move being hailed as historic by Civil Rights leaders, Starbucks has shown how easy it is to end racism though the holding of three-hour anti-bias training sessions. Sixties icon John Lewis didn’t hold…
Following her recent recovery, First Lady Melania Trump is well again and eager to go on a New York shopping spree to draw attention to clothiers and other vendors of goods in the nation’s tourist…
Details are emerging about the trials and tribulations of the First Lady’s recent medical incident in which she had an operation performed on her kidney at the Walter Reed National Military Medical Center. She learned…
In an effort to get ahead of the damaging story enveloping him, God has released a statement regarding his frequent portrayer Morgan Freeman, who stands accused of improper behavior by a number of women. “Despite…
(Pyongyang, DPRK) After already being spoiled by the premature release of a coin to celebrate the now cancelled nuclear summit between the USA and North Korea, numismatists were given a further treat today with the…
(Stockholm, Sweden) In a surprise announcement, the Nobel Committee has revealed it has awarded President Donald J. Trump the Nobel Prize for Gullibility, which it said was decided the moment the US-North Korea summit between…
Senior White House adviser Jared Kushner has received his permanent security clearance, ending a long period of uncertainty over his status. Kushner was said to be happy about it, though the good news was overshadowed…
With the ruling that there will be fines for kneeling from now on, the NFL’s placekick holders have announced they are going to change their style of play for the coming season. “We don’t want…
After being sworn in as the new CIA Director, Gina Haspel said it was a great honor to be in charge of the intelligence agency, and she couldn’t wait to get down to business. “I…
The world’s leading physicists today announced that reality does not exist after all, and the observed universe we appear to inhabit and experience is in fact a Black Mirror episode playing out in a higher…
