Saying he needed some time away from it all, a dejected Mike Pence today excused himself from his Vice Presidential duties. A source inside his office said on condition of anonymity that Pence was struggling…
(Pittsburgh, PA) There were tragic scenes on the Northside today, where a local Luke Bryan fan experienced a hardship that caused him to question his support for President Trump’s harsh immigration policies. “They took my…
Saying he normally doesn’t have this much difficulty getting dressed in the morning, staunch Trump supporter Arlan Hunch said he was having a terrible time choosing what to wear in these difficult times. “On the…
In a surprise twist President Trump has announced his unlikely pick to sit on the United States Supreme Court in place of Justice Kenndy who is stepping down. “It will be my pleasure to have…
In his biggest climb-down to date, even bigger than his reversal on separating families at the border, President Trump today agreed with his critics that his border wall was expensive, impractical, and bad policy. “All…
President Trump said today he is determined that deportations of those who enter the United States illegally proceed quickly, without waiting for court proceedings motorized transportation. “We’re going to use catapults because that’s the fastest…
White House spokeswoman Sarah Huckabee Sanders today recalled the suffering she experienced when turned away from a restaurant because the owners found her morally wanting. “I cannot begin to describe the hunger pain this cruel…
The President of the United States is being rightly celebrated today for his decisive actions to undo one of the most shameful incidents in nation’s recent history – tearing families apart purely for political gain….
Saying they were determined not to suffer the fate of Libya’s Colonel Gaddafi, the Supreme Soviet of the Red Planet today announced it is now a nuclear celestial body. “We watch the Earth news and…
Having fired its longtime cartoonist and frequent Trump critic, Rob Rogers, the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette today announced his replacement, freshman political cartoonist Reeve Cannon. Cannon revealed that is not his real name, which he is with-holding…
Saying he was stealing liberal causes right out of his opponent’s hands, President Trump took credit today for piloting a scheme to ease the burden of parents. “The Democrats just talk about offering daycare for…
Canada appears to have found a way out of its spat with the United States, in which President Trump is treating his neighbor to the north with increasing hostility. “Say hello to the newest member…
Though the North Koreans appear to have made no significant concessions, while the United States committed to suspending military operations with South Korea as well as adding legitimacy to Kim Jong-un, President Trump today revealed…
Despite initial concerns things would fall apart after Kim Jong-un insisted he could not give up nuclear weapons, the Singapore summit has yielded a historic peace agreement between North Korea and the United States. The…
Kim Jong-un has echoed President’s Trump’s belief that you can know how complex international negotiations on highly technical matters of nuclear technology will go from the outset if you rely on touch and feel. “Absolutely…
The question of who would pay the bill for the cash-poor North Korean delegation’s stay at the resort hotel in Singapore hosting the first meeting between Trump and Kim Jong-un has been answered. President Trump…
Local culinary powerhouse Primanti Brothers has added a new product – the pierogi-filled sandwich – to their menu, and it’s proving a big hit with many, including the National Funeral Directors Association which even issued…
After Rudy Giuliani said that the President absolutely has the power to pardon himself, and shoot whomever he chooses, President Trump joined in by echoing that thought and declaring that the Mueller investigation is unconstitutional….
A ruling by the Supreme Court in favor of a Christian baker who didn’t want to make cakes for same-sex weddings has been vacated by an even higher authority, the Almighty. “Just bake the damn…
The mystery of the contents of the huge letter from Kin Jong-un to President Trump was revealed today, which is that it is so large becasuse it contained a specially commissioned graphic novel. The North…
