With the nuclear summit between President Trump and North Korean despot Kim Jong-un over, staff at the hotel where the North Korean delegation stayed said they can already see great changes as a result. “Since…
The press pool aboard Air Force One has been granted a special photo op with President Trump who wanted to show off his new purple heart that he awarded himself for injuries sustained ‘In Country’…
With his Trump-Kim summit in Vietnam at an end, the President has announced he will be proceeding directly to a Trump-Kim Kardashian summit in Armenia rather than returning to Washington, DC. “This Trump-Kim summit is…
Asked to explain why talks in Vietnam broke down, North Korean leader Kim Jong-un wasted no time allocating blame today. “Negotiating with that fat despot who owes everything to his dad is impossible!” Jong-un says…
(Hanoi, Vietnam) The second Trump-Kim nuclear summit has ended abruptly with no agreement, after a dispute arose between the two leaders. “Sadly, there appeared to be no way through the impasse.” The deadlock arose when…
During his no-holds-barred testimony to a a House Committee, former Trump attorney Michael Cohen accused his former client of being racist, among many other things. However his accusation of racism was rendered ridiculous by House…
The internet said its farewells to Distracted Boyfriend Meme today, after it was killed off by a Jack Black Meme that is now far more popular. The meme had a good run starting in 2017,…
North Korean leader Kim Jong-un expressed his confusion today to President Trump after the United States leader wouldn’t stop complaining about the ‘witchhunt’ he was facing at the hands of Robert Mueller. “Okay but why…
Ivanka Trump has fought back against critics who say she doesn’t know what hard work is, and that she is in no position to take about what average Americans need. “I worked my dad very…
President Trump has announced a last minute addition to his Vietnam agenda, a visit to the National Bone Spur hospital in Hanoi. “Just like I got a bone spur in the late 1960s, this country…
Saying it was of the utmost importance, Fox News has shelved all other stories to provide nonstop coverage of Andy Cohen. “What this man has to say needs to be heard.” Executives at the broadcaster…
North Korean leader Kim Jong-un pledged today to bring up the issue of human rights violations by the United States during nuclear summit between himself and President Trump. “Though our first successful meeting purposefully avoided…
Academy Award nominee Glenn Close was reportedly still sitting next to the phone at home today, anticipating a phone call explaining there was a mix-up with the envelopes just like there was last year. “Obviously…
Affluenza teen Ethan Couch – who killed four people while drunk driving and claimed he shouldn’t be punished because he came from a wealthy family – today relinquished his ‘Most Entitled American’ crown to Ivanka…
The struggling F-35 stealth fighter has a powerful ally in President Trump now, who is greatly impressed by the aircraft because, as he has explained numerous times, they are actually invisible and not just impervious…
The 2020 Presidential candidacy of Bernie Sanders has gotten off to a rocky start as his supporters from 2016 appear to be suffering from a lack of direction. “There’s no Hillary so who are we…
Local officials arranging President Trump’s visit to the country of Vietnam this week for his summit with Kim Jong-un have contacted US authorities to assure them there will be very little walking that could aggravate…
Having been found guilty of child sex abuse, Vatican Treasurer Cardinal Pell is to be severely punished by the Catholic Church for his crimes, a spokesperson for Pope Francis said today. “Cardinal Pell will be…
Saying he felt was 2020 was going to be ‘his year’ Methuselah today announced his candidacy for the Presidency. “I will bring the experience the highest office in the land is sorely lacking.” Methuselah said…
While people may disagree over who should have won what category at the 2019 Oscars, there is one issue on which there is unanimous agreement. “This year’s host was the best ever!” The 2019 host…
