Following her resignation as the Secretary for Homeland Security, Kirstjen Nielsen opened up today about the pain of bidding farewell to her DHS family. “I feel like I’ve just been ripped away from them.” Nielsen…
Just weeks after President Trump alerted the public to the terrible scourge of windmill cancer threatening the nation, scientists at the National Institutes of Health have announced they have found a cure that works with…
Former Beverly Hills Cop star Judge Reinhold expressed surprise today that President Trump is reportedly extremely angry at him. “It’s come as quite a shock.” He’s heard through intermediaries that Trump’s wrath was because of…
The recent dispute between AOC and Ted Cruz – where she tweeted how outrageous it was that the minimum wage is the cost of an airport croissant and he attempted to criticize her by implying…
Joe Biden has hit back at President Trump, tweeting an obviously doctored video of him fondling a clearly unhappy cat. “I hear he does terrible things to the poor creatures.” Biden has accepted that his…
President Trump sought to allay concerns that he is losing it mentally by explaining a recent comment he made that his father was born in Germany when Fred Trump was born in New York City….
After a successful April fool’s day of tricking close confidants into thinking she plans to run again, Hillary Clinton has decided to continue with her hilarious japing beyond April 1st. “People got such a kick…
Saying he was determined not to be derailed, Joe Biden today announced he has amputated both of his arms to remove any concerns that he would be a ‘handsy’ occupant of the White House. “Hopefully…
Lovers of pierogies in the United States can expect to see higher prices and no more ‘church lady’ pierogies after a ruling in a lawsuit brought by the European Union came down against the United…
MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif — Google Inc. (NASDAQ: GOOG) announces the beta release of its latest product offering, Google Climate. In addition to providing up to date weather information integrated with google maps and google earth,…
As home opening day arrives for the Pittsburgh Pirates, they look to be in great shape to provide us with an entertaining, and hopefully winning, season. But, unknown until now, a dark cloud had been…
The legal status of the City of Pittsburgh has been turned on its head with the discovery of an agreement dating from the French Indian wars that was found in an archive at City County…
The United States has stolen New Zealand’s thunder when it comes to implementing sensible gun control in a straightforward and expedient matter in stunning fashion. The decision came following an emergency session of both houses…
