News reports have detailed how the wife of Abu Bakr al Baghdadi has helped in the search for the ISIS leader, who recently released a propaganda film for the first time in years. However CIA…
The world has been shocked but not totally surprised to learn that Kim Jong-un has executed a number of top North Korean diplomats in what appears to be his latest purge. The executions were reportedly…
(John McCain City, UK) The United Kingdom has announced that it will be renaming everything “John McCain” for a period in June that coincides with the State Visit by US President Donald Trump. A government…
Molecules trapped in oppressive structures across the globe are celebrating today following the release of a Trump Administration report committed to releasing freedom gas and describing fossil fuels as molecules of freedrom. “It’s time to…
Declaring his report was his ‘final testimony’ Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller stepped down today after delivering a final statement at the Department of Justice. Mueller appeared to have a problem with his eye during the…
Following the release of a doctored video intended to make her look drunk which was re-tweeted by the President, Nancy Pelosi has admitted getting her revenge by releasing a video that makes Trump look batshit…
(Toyko, Japan) The island nation of Japan is reeling today after by struck by a violent force of nature that sent reverberations over a large area. “There was terrifying initial strike and we expect many…
There are some new signs up around the city promoting ‘Kindness Zones’ in what City Council said is a new initiative that will lead to public purse bursting at the seams. “This new measure is…
Taking its lead from the United States Government, Google has withdrawn support for smartphones made by Chinese telecom giant Huawei. “Citizens of the United States will not stand for their personal private information being illegally…
A forceful tweet by President Trump has saved the United States from certain domination by the Islamic Republic of Iran, which would have seen all aspects of American life controlled by the Supreme Leader Ali…
Saying it was no longer a viable state, the United States had decided to abort the State of Alabama in order to preserve its mother nation’s health and well being. “It would have had a…
Echoing President Trump’s complaints that wages are too high, his supporters today insisted the $7.25 per hour they are receiving for the limited periods they are given work was far too high. “Somewhere somebody is…
As he intensified his trade war with China, President Trump today pledged to use his Federal authority to buy up certain products that he believes may be affected. “I will not allow our great fast…
Speaking to the graduating class at Liberty University, Vice-President Mike Pence had some words of warning for the upstanding good Christian men in the crowd. “Be prepared to be ridiculed for calling your wives and…
President Trump has responded quickly to criticism of his jocular reaction to a supporter who suggested shooting immigrants at a Florida rally. “My response was entirely inappropriate given the thought and consideration this wonderful American…
Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos has entered the space business with the announcement of his Blue Moon lunar lander designed to deliver payloads to the moon’s surface. Though Bezos maintained his lunar lander was in response…
After a tough grilling by Senators and a subsequent failure to appear before a House committee, Attorney General Bill Barr said today he would not be able to answer any more questions until he had…
Fast food purveyor Kentucky Fried Chicken has wasted no time taking advantage of the publicity generated by Democrat Steve Cohen of Tennessee when he brought a bucket of KFC to a House Committee hearing Attorney…
