(Acre, Brazil) As more and more countries reveal that President Trump pressured them to intervene in domestic US politics to his advantage, there was major anthropological news today as an isolated tribe – hitherto believed…
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Saying it felt blessed for having such a successful amateur career in film, a local digital alarm clock says it expects to land many more roles in student and independent film productions for years to…
(The Kremlin) Russian President Vladimir Putin is said to be fuming today after being briefed on President Trump’s phonecall with his Ukrainian counterpart. “This is an outrage!” Putin left no-one in any doubt that he…
The vexing issue of Brexit was finally put to rest today, as the European Union took the unilateral act of drowning the United Kingdom to put it out of its misery. EU Commission President Jean-Claude…
(Kiev) Ukrainians were said to be happy today as they threw themselves back to fighting insurgents in the eastern part of the country. “Finally something to take our minds off that awful man!” Following allegations…
The Islamic Republic of Iran is preparing for open confrontation with President Trump, saying it now has an ace up its sleeve that will ensure victory. “We have found his weak spot.” Rather than nuclear…
Following its enormous success at the Emmys, it seems everyone has Chernobyl fever these days, and the comedy department at CBS has taken notice. “Look forward to ‘Meet The Kalaskys’ coming this spring to your…
NFL Wide Receiver Antonio Brown has announced his retirement from the league, saying he will no longer not turn up to play. “The days of this dog refusing to report for practice and failing to…
Canadian Premier Justin Trudeau continues to face scrutiny, as yet more photographs of him blacked and browned up continue to emerge. Though it was expected that President Trump would be most interested in Trudeau’s troubles,…
With Pittsburgh having been hit by the loss of discount airline WOW, a local startup has stepped in to fill the void by providing area travellers with low cost air travel. YINZ-AIR will offer cheap…
There appears to be confusion today over how well Sean Spicer did on his Dancing With the Stars debut, after he held a press conferance claiming he has been awarded the highest score for a…
Sentence has been passed down on actor Felicity Huffmann for her illegal actions in attempting to manipulate college admissions. Though she is only to be incarcerated for 14 days, the sentence is considered very harsh…
As she faces her sentance for her part in the college admissions scandal, actor Felicity Huffman expressed regret today that she did not take a more law-abiding approach to ensuring her child succeeded academically. “If…
The CIA has warned they are observing increased chatter between enemies of the United States the world over in advance of the 2020 election. “Clearly something big is up.” From the Russian Federation to Iran…
(The White House) The Trump administation has decided to ban flavored vaping products for safety’s sake as they are dangerous and appeal to children. President Trump said the issue was very close to his wife…
(The White House) President Trump has said goodbye to his National Security Advisor John Bolton, saying he is no longer a good match for the message the administration wants to project. “With an election looming,…
Award-winning wide receiver Antonio Brown is said to be off to a great start with his new team the New England Patriots, after word leaked that coach Bill Belichick has already kick the holy crap…
(Camp David, MD) Proposed peace talks between President Trump and a delegation representing the Taliban leadership of Afghanistan have been called off. Political analysts said it is almost certainly for the best. “How can we…
(The White House) The Trump Administration has announced plans to drastically limit immigration to the United States, saying that current levels are far too high. “Obviously we will still need to have some immigration.” Pressed…
