President Trump expressed his pleasure today at what he described as a tidal wave of support for his agenda ahead of the 2020 elections. “Even my former AG Jeff Sessions said he’s never seen so…
Food industry experts have warned that the United States is woefully unprepared in terms of popcorn supplies for what it is currently facing. “Demand for popcorn has never been higher.” The problem, they say, is…
White House staff faced questions from Vice-President Mike Pence today after decorating his office for Halloween. “I need to know that this ghost is male, otherwise I can not be here.” Confused staffers at first…
(Pittsburgh, PA) A bus in a sinkhole in downtown Pittsburgh is attracting a great deal of attention, not least from leading figures in the art world who have been inundating the city with plaudits for…
Today marks the official beginning of pothole season in the Steel City, as they started appearing in Pittsburgh’s roads yet again. Mayor Peduto said it was time to get in gear for the annual tradition…
Lord and Savior Jesus Christ has announced he is writing a brutally honest account of his time on Earth, to be published in Amazon’s Kindle store under the title ‘Walking on Water’. The Lamb of…
(The White House) President Trump has finally decided what Rudy Giuliani’s punishment should be for unwittingly butt-dialing a reporter and embarrassing his administration. Though Giuliani promised profusely not to make the same mistake again, Trump…
Department of Education Secretary Betsy DeVos is set to embark of a drastic scaling back of public schooling, though she insists this is not about cutting costs or scaling back government. “I’m worried the students’…
Asked today how he could take credit for the killing of ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi in light of previous tweets saying that then President Barack Obama deserved no credit for the killing of 9/11…
A video of the memorial service for Elijah Cummings has gone viral on the internet. In it a pallbearer hugs an African American man then quickly moves down a line of white male politicians before…
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(The White House) President Trump privately expressed some regret today for his inflammatory ‘lynching’ comment about being impeached, though it’s thought to be motivated by fears that a particular individual will take him to task….
(Denver, CO) The State of Colorado is celebrating today after learning that President Trump has decided to build a big beautiful wall for its many climbing enthusiasts using Federal dollars. “Given how outdoorsy we are…
Local forecasters have alerted Pittsburgh residents that a very unpleasant formation will arrive in the region on Wednesday, sometime around midday. “Be prepared for high gusts of wind that leave you angry and exhausted.” They…
(The Kremlin) Responding to accusations that they are assisting Tulsi Gabbard’s candidacy in the 2020 Presidential race, Russian authorities today denied providing any aid. “We are sticking with our proven strategy of promoting Donald Trump,…
Following in the footsteps of Martin Scorcese and Francis Ford Copolla, Captain America today joined the chorus of people calling superhero movies inferior and not real cinema. “They’re an insult to film really.” The core…
(The White House) Insisting he had no hard feelings over not being able to host the next G7 meeting at his own resort, President Trump today announced the new location. “It will be held at…
The equine population of the United States is said to be highly agitated following the release of picture by North Korean State media showing Kim Jong-un atop a white horse riding through snow-covered mountains. “Nothing…
(The White House) President Trump has followed up his letter to Turkish leader President Erdogan urging him to make a deal by appointing B. A. Baracus aka Mr. T as a special envoy to represent…
(Northern Syria) A large group of ISIS fighters who escaped following the abrupt withdrawl of U.S. Forces from the region have sent word to the White House that President’s Trump’s generosity towards them will not…
