After another episode which had him fulminating and frothing at the mouth, Lindsey Graham underwent testing to determine if he has rabies. Today Graham’s doctor declared the test was negative. “Though normally I couldn’t talk…
The annual tradition of the President granting a reprieve to two turkeys at Thanksgiving has become shrouded in controversy after it was revealed that one of the birds given clemency was a convicted war criminal….
Steelers coach Mike Tomlin has gone from being a subject of abuse to the recipient of high praise this season. The decision to pull Mason Rudolf in favor of Delvin ‘Duck’ Hodges during the win…
After first inviting President Trump to testify at the Impeachment Inquiry into his dealings with Ukraine, Democrats today said he needn’t bother. “It couldn’t possibly live up to Obama’s perfect testimony when we impeached him.”…
The source of endless entertainment known as Florida Man was said to be heartbroken today after realizing that his time as the byword for the craziness of his native state has come to an end….
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President Trump has defended himself against charges the told the Ukranian President receiving defence resources would involve a ‘quid pro quo’ whereby the Ukranian government would investigate the Bidens. “I don’t speak Spanish!” Trump insists…
Taking time out from tweeting about the Impeachment Hearings, President Trump today weighed in on the most important issue facing America today – the revelation that a Hollywood studio exec once thought that Julia Roberts…
Appearing at the Impeachment Hearings today, Gordon Sondland said he has requested the largest bus available to be brought to Congress as part of his testimony. “It had better be big as it needs to…
While most people are talking about President Trump’s health, doctors watching the Impeachment Hearings today expressed concern for Devin Nunes’s condition. “That’s an awful lot of cognitive functioning for just one brain cell.” Though Nunes’s…
(London, UK) During an interview on BBC’s Newsnight program, Prince Andrew has addmitted to having deep regrets from the time of his friendship with the late pedophile and sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein. “I should have…
Pittsburgh woke up to a new reality today after learning that it is now officially at war with the nearby city of Cleveland. Though a low-level conflict between the two cities has existed for decades,…
With people failing to turn up at impeachement hearings left and right, today the opposite happened when someone who hadn’t been asked to testify turned up anyway. “What are you doing here, Justice Kavanaugh?” The…
Despite emerging victorious in the early hours of November 9 to the surprise of many, Vladimir Putin’s success in propelling Donald Trump to the White House has nevertheless been plagued with accusations that the American…
Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos said today that flat Earth theories and the Book of Genesis have no business being taught in the public school system she oversees. “The science involved is far too difficult…
New England fans are paying their respects to their former star quarterback who has been put down by his coach. “Tom Brady will not be forgotten.” Shortly after the loss, Belichick asked Brady to meet…
(Windsor, UK) The US Presidential race has a new candidate in contention today as Meghan Markle, The Duchess of Sussex, announced her entry into the fray. She first consulted Orpah and Michelle Obama to make…
Hillary Clinton took to twitter today to admit she has thought long and hard about whether it’s right to listen to mobs chanting that so-and-so should be locked up and has had a complete and…
Beto O’Rourke’s surprise announcement that he is dropping out of the Democratic Primary has led to dissappointment in a lot of quarters, and none more so than the White House where President Trump is said…
The headquarters for the 2020 Presidential Campaign of Maryland politican Jon Delaney delcared victory in the race for the White House tonoght after learning that Beto O’ Rourke had abandoned his bid earlier in the…
