President Trump is having a positive end of 2019 after learning he is to receive a Christmas bonus of 60 billion roubles (approximately one billion US dollars) based on his excellent work evaluations throughout the…
In a huge about-turn, President Trump has thrown his weight behind measures designed to prevent mass shootings. His change of heart came when he learned of the lastest incident in White Settlement, Texas. “We cannot…
(Sharon, PA) A local man is continuing his protest against Mayor Peduto’s bike lane initiative, telling anyone who will listen that they’re the worst. “I am beyond angry over this.” Though he’s never seen a Pittsburgh…
(Pittsburgh, PA) Entrepeneur Elon Musk has been warned to ‘stay away from these parts’ after advocating for widespread building of tunnels for automobiles to ease traffic in urban areas. Local residents questioned whether Musk had…
It has been brought to our attention that we here at Breaking Burgh are a little lefty, a tad pinko, maybe even woke (don’t call us that – seriously). We prefer to think progressive with…
(Mar-a-Lago, FL) A materials scientist at one of the National Science Foundation’s research centers has made the discovery of the world’s thinnest known material, which occurred by chance during a vacation in south Florida. Staff…
The Canadian Broadcasting Corporation has apologized to the White House and President Trump for airing Home Alone over the holidays with his cameo in the film edited out. “We honestly did it for time, and…
Given the success of Casino hotels like Paris, New York New York, and The Venetian, the latest addition to the Las Vegas strip was bound to follow the same playbook, but developers wanted to shake…
As he does every year once Christmas Day is over, President Trump has started thawing out Ben Carson, who has been in cryogenic stasis for the past 10 months. “It usually takes a good month…
Despite initial defiance, Boeing CEO Dennis Muilenburg has decided to step down in accordance with the company’s board’s wishes. Muilenburg, who needs to make extensive use of his provided company jet as part of his…
Pope Francis has delivered his eagerly anticipated Christmas message to his legions of fans, who have grown accustomed to his popular habit of shaking things up. In the buildup to the Pontiff’s appearance there was…
President Trump appears to have won over a new demographic – the nation’s felines – after going on an unhinged rant against wind power and possibly wind itself too. Amidst a torrent of accusations directed…
Nancy Pelosi has explained why she is in no great rush to send articles of impeachment to the Senate. “Impeaching Donald is just so much fun!” She says she is also concerned that some colleagues,…
With their feud continuing to escalate, House speaker Nancy Pelosi made it clear today how much she intends to dominate the President when she revealed her new neck tattoo which reads “ima make u my…
(The White House) President Trump was said to be furious today after learning that he doesn’t collect commission on the funding bills he signs, including the most recent spending bill. Trump had spent the morning…
(Riyahd) Saudi Arabia has announced that after an extensive investigation it has handed down death sentences to five people in the killing of Washington Post journalist Jamal Khashoggi. “Their crime is all the worse for…
Fearing his was missing out on attracting important donors, Bernie Sanders is holding his own wine cave dinner. “I have to stay ahead of Mayor Pete.” The invitation to the gala event includes the GPS…
Still peeved over being impeached, President Trump has decided to decline Nancy Pelosi’s invitation to deliver the annual State of the Union address in the US Capitol and go with an alternative venue, the Kremlin….
(Pittsburgh, PA) Local accountant Dave Greenfell may not have had the best year to date at his downtown firm, but colleagues say they are impressed with Dave’s resolve to prove he’s a dedicated employee before…
Officials have warned that Kim Jong-un is testing a ballistic missile capable of reaching the continental United States over the holiday period. However the North Korean leader has confirmed that the launch is nothing to…
