The White House today addressed complaints about Vice President Mike Pence’s apparent refusal to wear a mask during a visit to the Mayo Clinic. Initial reports suggesting the reason was that Pence was unaware he…
The discovery of fossils that prove a dinosaur, Spinosaurus, was not just unafraid of the water but an accomplished swimmer has captured the public’s imagination. But not so for a certain skeptic in Scotland. “Sounds…
Following criticism for not wearing a facemask during a visit to the Mayo Clinic, Vice President Mike Pence said today there was a good reason why he didn’t use the N95 medical grade mask he…
Healthcare workers on the frontline in New York City looked to the skies today as the Blue Angels flew overheard. However the assembled nurses and doctors became confused when the planes appeared to pass by…
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(Atlanta, GA) The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has issued a warning to all Americans pertaining to Senator Tom Cotton, whose recently diagnosed extreme stupidity may be communicable. Concerns were raised when many…
News that Kim Jong Un is in a vegetative state following a botched operation is the talk of the intelligence community in the United States. However officials cautioned against rushing into any negotiations between President…
Supporters of President Trump who are trying to lose weight expressed frustration today at the lack of diet products on the market for those trying to cure themselves of COVID-19. “Where’s the Lysol Zero?” They…
Cleaning product maker Clorox has added a new warning to its bleach-based products advising consumers not to use them as directed by President Trump. A spokesperson for the company told customers not to be worried…
MEDICAL BRIEF: Leeches and advocates for their use as a medical treatment expressed extreme displeasure with President Trump today after he suggested infecting people with disinfectant could end the coronavirus pandemic. “This guy has already…
News that restaurant behemoth Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse has returned $20 million to the Government’s emergency Paycheck Protection program for small businesses – following a furor on social media – was met with concern by senior…
(Las Vegas, NV) In an exciting new expansion of its entertainment options, Las Vegas Mayor Carolyn Goodman said she not only hopes to open up soon, but new never-before-seen attractions for gamblers will be available…
While the efficacy of chloroquine in treating COVID-19 remains to be seen – as there are both anecdotal reports of successes as well as counterexamples and worrying side effects – its utility as a stupid…
A collective sigh was let out across the globe today as rumors that an obese authortarian Head of State was gravely ill were confirmed to refer to the North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un….
An emergency meeting of the Organization of the Petroleum Exporting Countries (OPEC) has provisionally agreed on a plan to deal with the stark collapse in oil prices, which has led to oil futures contracts entering…
(Pittsburgh, PA) For all the damage it’s done, the coronavirus did not stop the National Association of Small Penis Owners (NASPO) from holding a cosplay street fair on Grant street today. With the city otherwise on lockdown there was plently of street…
NEWSBRIEF: Protesters assembled in front of the County-City building today to protest restrictions aimed at limiting the free movement of viruses, which they say is unconstitutional. Many openly displayed firearms in a gesture suggesting they…
The potato-growing industry basically admitted defeat today saying it had no choice but the shut down and find something else to do. “The coronavirus slowdown was bad enough but the news out of Pittsburgh has…
Demonstrators calling for an end to stay-at-home orders received a boost today when their protests outside were joined by a surpise guest – the novel coronavirus. Attendees were overjoyed at the unexpected celebrity appearance. “First…
A man who was passing through Pittsburgh is suing KDKA radio for damages due to a decline in his cognitive abilities after inadvertantly hearing one of their programmes earlier this week. He claims he was…
