Following the announcement of a total ban on displays of the Confederate Flag at its events, NASCAR has been working hard today to reassure fans that rumors circulating that mullets are also banned are completely…
Mexican President Andrés Manuel López Obrador today indicated his country’s willingness to go along with President Trump’s call to pay for some of his infrastructure projects following what they say was an initial misunderstanding of…
President Trump today successfully unmasked one of the supposed victims of police violence in Buffalo as a vicious ANTIFA provocateur, determined to undermine law enforcement by deliberately bleeding from his head onto the pavement. However…
A policeman who shot a restaurant worker fifteen times has been cleared of any wrongdoing, after a jury found him not guilty of any crime because he was in fear of his life. Witnesses testified…
A representative of the Guinness Book of World Records arrived in Washington DC today to confirm claims of a successful largest-ever baby fence attempt made during the previous week. The verification of the world-breaking record…
Facing criticism for retreating to a White House bunker recently, it was revealed today that President Trump was not barricaded underground for fear of protest crowds gathered outside, but was merely inspecting the facility instead….
In a sign of worsening problems for President Trump, an excoriating article by General Mattis was endorsed today by Cap’n Crunch, who echoed Mattis’s description of the President as unfit. “Quite frankly, I would make…
(Pittsburgh, PA)A photo has been released of the culprit responsible for forcing law enforcement’s hand against protesters at Center and Negley in the East End of the city. “Any information leading to the apprehension of…
As protests continue in Washington DC, local firefighters have to remain vigilant, and be both prepared to put out the worst fires while being mindful of the situation on the ground. “We’ve been seeing a…
(The White House) There was near chaos in Washington DC today following reports that the President was down. However the Secret Service quickly got the situation under control and announced that, despite being found motionless…
