(Mar-a-Lago, FL) Former President Donald Trump has responded forcefully to news that indictments have been handed down against the Trump Organization and its senior officers. Speaking to reporters, Trump unequivocally denied any connection to the…
Leading infectious disease expert Dr. Anthony Fauci today said a new COVID wave fueled by the highly transmissible delta plus variant was likely, but he said the bad news doesn’t end there. “We are also…
(Fort Meade, MD) Reacting to accusations by FOX News host Tucker Carlson that they are spying on him, officials at the National Security Agency (NSA) today admitted that he is indeed one of their surveillance…
After responding to criticisms that it has funded law-makers who played down the significance of the Capitol Riot in January, the Toyota Motor Corporation (NYSE:TM) has doubled-down on its position with the release of a…
(Mar-a-Lago) Denouncing the Biden administration for doing a ‘terrible job’ combatting the COVID pandemic in light of new highly transmissible variants emerging, former President Donald Trump today announced a improved version of his recommended method…
(Wellington, OH) A largely successful rally held by President Trump as part of his comeback was slightly marred by a poor choice of venue that left attendees with little opportunity for treasonous activity afterwards. “He…
Former Presidential lawyer Rudy Giuliani has immediately refuted the validity of a ruling suspending his license to practice law in New York on the basis that the issuing court has no legitimacy as a result…
Proving the Trumpers were right all along, a massive plot by ANTIFA to disrupt an orderly conservative society was uncovered today in a development sure to throw new light on the nebulous organization some say…
Ousted Israeli leader Benjamin Netanyahu spoke with former President Trump at his Mar-a-Lago residence today with a special favor to ask. “I would be most obliged if you would lend me your Capitol Riot mob,…
Speaking to fellow Democrats today, Senator Joe Manchin said he was opposed to any further measures to vaccinate Americans against COVID until a proper broad consensus has been reached. “I do not believe the current…
Following rampant speculation on social media, former President Trump admitted today that he indeed was wearing his signature blue trousers back-to-front recently, though he declined to admit to any mistake. Instead he insisted that he…
FOX News presenter Tucker Carlson has been advised to take a break from the airwaves, after a recent run of high-profile episodes overtaxed his brain cell. “Most people have 100 billion brain cells to help…
