SCOTUS BRIEF: US Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas has unveiled his Memorial Day promotion for wealthy conservatives looking to have undue influence on the decisions of the nation’s highest court. “If you delay you won’t…
(Sharon, PA) A local man who has been highly critical of the Bud Light advertising campaign featuring influencer Dylan Mulvaney today indicated some flexibility in his position, after Anheuser-Busch Companies, LLC, announced plans to give…
All across the country today angry rants accompanied by wild gesticulating and the throwing of nearby furniture will mark the sad passing of Jerry Springer, who has died aged 79. In between tributes of pantomime…
(Mar-a-Lago, FL) Saying she had been waiting a long time to do this, former President of the United States and Reality TV star Donna Trump has revealed that she is now a trans woman. “It…
Former President Trump made the news today with a surprising new policy position on prison reform that seemed at odds with the tough, mean-spirited stance he was known for while in office. “It is high-time…
Employment law circles were baffled today as news spread on social media about an American worker who is still in his position after being publicly exposed for blatantly lying during the job interview process in…
As the nation enters PRIDE month, a number of Fortune 500 companies expressed fears today that they are not doing enough during this time when we all celebrate LGBTQIA2S+ diversity, according to an industry insider….
(Austin, TX) Responding to the latest tragic school shooting in his state, Governor Greg Abbott today said it should serve as a reminder of what a tragedy abortion is and why it must come to…
The media in the United States today resolved to address a serious problem facing society – how to fit in all the news given the frequency of mass shootings these days. “People expect us to…
(Chevy Chase, MD) US Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh was angered to learn today that law enforcement authorities would not be preventing protesters from demonstrating outside his family home. A police spokesperson explained it was simply…
(Greenburg, PA) Local weather forecasters have alerted area residents that a very unpleasant formation will arrive in Westmoreland County this Friday evening, with extensive damage predicted. “Be prepared for high gusts of wind that leave…
The entertainment company Hulu today confirmed the long-awaited debut of Season Five of its hugely popular drama The Handmaid’s Tale, which will be available for binge viewing in the coming months. Unusually for the series,…
A stunning exposé by a team of investigative journalists has revealed that millions of children – some so young they have just learned to speak – are being taught in the United States using a…
A longstanding complaint about the social media platform Twitter has been the lack of an edit button to allow users to correct or rephrase their tweets. But with the new owner, Elon Musk, having taken…
PA POLITICS BRIEF: In further bad news for the PA Senate run by Dr. Mehmet Oz, a new Gallup poll of Pennsylvania voters has revealed a strong dislike of his candidacy, putting him far behind…
(Orlando, FL) The Disney corporation has responded to pressure by governor Ron DeSantis to fall in line with his puritanical view of sexuality by defiantly announcing it will do no such thing. In order to…
(NATO HQ) Representatives of the North Atlantic Treaty Organization apologized today after a huge mix-up in the delivery of advanced weaponry intended for the defense of Ukraine in the face of the ongoing Russian invasion…
General Michael Thomas Flynn – who was briefly National Security Advisor under President Trump but who ultimately answers to his true Commander in Chief, Vladimir Putin – has been transferred to a frontline role commanding…
(Pittsburgh, PA) A local man today declared his ‘total disgust’ at trans athletes participating in women’s sports, saying he has never felt more invested in an issue in his life. “This is going to destroy…
(Mar-a-Lago, FL) Former President Trump’s office announced that he will be delivering the first ever “State of the Sulk” address tonight to coincide with the State of the Union address by President Biden. Though the…
