Saying it’s bad luck to leave ornaments out beyond the holiday they are celebrating, President Trump put Ben Carson back in storage today until next Black History Month.

“It was great having Ben out on display these past four weeks, and I look forward to bringing him out again in eleven months time.”

He assures everyone Carson has been put away with care next to Melania’s Christmas decorations in the White House attic.

“He’s in a nice dry spot so there’s nothing to worry about.”

With March upon us that means it’s Women’s History Month, and Trump warned his staffers not to drop the ball.

“Why hasn’t Betsy DeVos been unwrapped yet? This isn’t good enough, guys!”

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