(Tulsa, OK) Saying they had a wonderful time at his rally, the overflow folding chairs at the BOK Center sent President Trump their deepest thanks today for a nice evening out of storage.
“Normally whenever we’re taken out is because there’s a sellout crowd and we spend the whole time with some sweaty sports fan sitting on us.”
Instead, the folding chairs say they got to spend the entire evening unfolded with a completely unobstructed view of the main event.
“Can’t wait until you come to visit again!”
The folding chairs also got to spend some exclusive time with the fixed stadium seating, which was an added bonus.
“We usually only ever see them filled with bodies. Thanks for the chance to catch up with them without any intrusions!”
HELP KEEP THE SATIRE COMING!