(Orlando, FL) The Disney corporation has responded to pressure by governor Ron DeSantis to fall in line with his puritanical view of sexuality by defiantly announcing it will do no such thing. In order to…
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What was otherwise shaping up to be another perfect MLK day of celebrating America’s most beloved pastor by a group a friends was ruined today when one of their number deviated from the standard practice…
As he seeks to position himself for his own run at the Oval Office, former Vice President Mike Pence has confided to aides that initial efforts to carve out a support base from the religious…
(Atlanta, GA) Georgia’s new voting law came into force today, prompting much outrage from those who say it seeks to limit voting freedoms to the GOP’s advantage. However the political effort was praised for its…
The child’s toy formally known as Mr Potato Head criticized owner Hasbro today for using his name as part of their latest virtue signaling initiative. While he agrees taking steps to reduce gender bias is…
Facing accusations of pandering when it comes to his VP pick, Joe Biden today attempted to justify his decision to limit the pool of running mates to a narrow field of candidates making up a…
Having completed its review and concluded that its current name is not appropriate, the Washington Redskins will change its name to the Washington Lobbyists. “Just as Pittsburgh has its beloved Steeler Nation, we now have…
With racial and stereotypical depictions no longer acceptable given recent events, management at Planters snack food company were reportedly in crisis discussions today regarding Mr Peanut. Anonymous sources present at the meeting say the fear…
SCOTUS BRIEF: With a majority of the US Supreme Court, led surprisingly by Justice Gorsuch, finding sexual orientation protections for workers in a LGBT victory today, Justice Samuel Alito delivered a pointed written dissent criticism…
Following the announcement of a total ban on displays of the Confederate Flag at its events, NASCAR has been working hard today to reassure fans that rumors circulating that mullets are also banned are completely…
A neo-Nazi who marched in Charlottesville called the White House today to confirm the latest racist dog whistle sent out by President Trump. “That tweet about looting and shooting was one, right?” Though he clearly…
There was confusion in Minneapolis today when police attempted to shoot a black male who was reported by someone as being suspicious. Before they knew what had happened, the suspect – being perfectly aware of…
Presidential hopeful Mike Bloomberg apologized today for an incident at a campaign meet & greet where he patted down a black voter who came to shake his hand. “Old habits die hard as they say!”…
GOP lawmakers in Tennessee are pushing back against a proposal to make tampons and other feminine sanitary products part of the state’s tax holiday. “If you make tampons tax-free then they’ll start having even more…
Realizing it was about to face yet another #OscarsSoWhite controversy, the organizers of this awards ceremony have put out an emergency call to Barnes & Noble for assistance. “We heard Barnes & Noble found a…
Local cradle of higher education Carnegie-Mellon University has apologized for a map that depicted the college and surrounding neighborhoods with some notable exceptions – namely predominantly black neighborhoods like the Hill District and Garfield. “We…
President Trump was unhappy today to see his Cabinet was not properly decorated for February as Ben Carson had not been brought out. But he soon accepted responsibility for the oversight. “Melania does Christmas and…
Gay actor Mike Pence has been nominated for an Oscar in the best supporting actor category for his convincing portrayal as a traditional straight family man in the comedy of the year, “The Trump Administration”….
(Sharon, PA) A local man is continuing his protest against Mayor Peduto’s bike lane initiative, telling anyone who will listen that they’re the worst. “I am beyond angry over this.” Though he’s never seen a Pittsburgh…
An Army cadet accused of making a White Power hand signal during the Army Navy game has said he was simply carrying out the wishes of his Commander in Chief. “Or have I totally misread…
