(Ottawa, ON) Having already pledged to resettle tens of thousands of Syrian refugees, the Canadian government of Justin Trudeau is moving ahead with plans to deal with an even larger refugee crisis – the influx of…
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(Oslo, Norway) News that Donald Trump has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize has caused widespread outrage, but not in the country charged with selecting the shortlist and the ultimate recipient. In fact they are…
Despite emerging victorious in the early hours of November 9 to the surprise of many, Vladimir Putin’s success in propelling Donald Trump to the White House has nevertheless been plagued with accusations that the American…
There were awkward exchanges at the Department of Energy (DOE) today as director Rick Perry met with scientists yet again to deliver a long discourse on stimulant beverages. The confusion was finally resolved when it…
After heavy persuasion by supporters and colleagues, a reluctant Jimmy Carter has finally agreed to run in 2020 to put the country back on the right path. First President in the late 1970s, Carter was…
(London, UK) Reigning British monarch Queen Elizabeth has reversed her long-stated position that she will die on the throne, and abdicated earlier today with immediate effect. In the surprise move, the Queen – who is…
Following a divisive impeachment process, President Trump promised to deliver a State Of The Union address focused on unity for a change. As is customary at these events, the White House announced the guests in…
Donald Trump Jr, eldest son of the President and trustee of his business empire, has announced that the Trump Organization has won a lucrative contract to refurbish an airport in the Middle East. He was…
In an abrupt turnaround that is set to turn the political landscape on its head, leading Republicans apologized today for what they can only describe as a mind-boggling lapse in judgment in thinking Donald Trump…
(The White House) Staff from the White House Medical Unit (WHMU) were called to the Oval Office today to check on President Trump after he went a full five minutes without saying anything even mildly…
Word is leaking that National Security Advisor H.R. McMaster has engaged in a despicable smear campaign against the nation’s kindergartners, with the motive behind the attack still anyone’s guess. While dining with Oracle CEO Safra…
It’s time to vote again in Pittsburgh and there’s no icestorms or microbursts so there’s no excuse not to get out there and do your civic duty. If there’s a referendum on anything, we recommend…
Hillary Clinton is bringing out a new book ‘What Happened’ about the 2016 election, which is being eagerly anticipated as she has promised to drop the façade she maintained throughout her life in politics to…
At its first public meeting, President Trump’s invite-only twelve-person commission on voter fraud has decided 20 to 0 to continue its investigation of voter fraud in the 2016 election. Formed by Trump in light of…
Speaking at a graduation ceremony at her Alma Mater, former Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton urged the assembled young people to go into the world with a dream of what they want to be and do….
(The White House) Anger was expressed towards the Russian government today after a photographer gained access to a private White House meeting by pretending to merely be the personal photographer of Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov…
Given Republican moves to repeal Obama’s Affordable Care Act, God issued a rare public statement today to remind everyone that the healthcare plans he offers are no substitute for the coverage Obamacare has been providing…
Vice President Mike Pence has been sent to the exosphere by the Trump administration to send a stern warning to the climate to stop continuing down the dangerous path it has embarked on. Commentators note…
After much deliberation over the past few months, local resident and self-described free thinker Carl Burnkins has come out against regulations to curb fossil fuel use and limit greenhouse gas emissions. He insists this was…
(BERLIN) On a visit to Germany, First Daughter Ivanka Trump was roundly booed by the descendants of the nation that fell under the spell of Adolf Hitler. When asked why they had done so, the…
