What was otherwise shaping up to be another perfect MLK day of celebrating America’s most beloved pastor by a group a friends was ruined today when one of their number deviated from the standard practice…
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It’s already the year 2022 in Australia and the message from Down Under to the rest of the world couldn’t be clearer. “You know how bad 2021 was? Well, it only gets worse. Don’t do…
Famed sciurid meteorologist Punxsutawney Phil made a rare unscheduled appearance today to say ‘I told you so’ to all the doubters and haters who’ve being saying his best days are behind him. After predicting six…
President Trump faced accusations today of egregious abuse of his clemency powers today, that allow him to spare select poultry from being served at the dinner table. Though US Presidents normally pardon two lucky turkeys…
(North Pole) Santa Claus has issued a statement formally apologizing in advance for any gifts that are incorrectly delivered this year and promised his customer service elves would do their best to correct the anticipated…
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(Tallahassee , FL) The Governor of Florida, Ron DeSantis, is getting flak for refusing to close the state’s beaches, which are currently host to hordes of spring breakers who could care less about the coronavirus….
(Pittburgh, PA) Residents of Pittsburgh’s South Side are waking up to a very peculiar situation today – normal looking and smelling streets following the St. Patrick’s Day holiday. “It’s just not the same!” The familiar…
NEWS BRIEF: Bar owners on the South Side are breathing a huge sigh of relief tonight as tills are ringing after all. With the St. Patrick’s Day parade cancelled, revellers were planning to not bother…
Pittsburgh has joined the list of cities that have banned their annual St. Patrick’s Day parade, following the announcement of an earlier ban across the whole of Ireland. Though the intent is to prevent the…
(Dublin, Ireland) In a further sign of the impact of the coronavirus across the world, all St. Patrick’s Day parades in Ireland have been cancelled. Taoiseach Leo Varadkar said it was important for the well-being…
Saying it’s bad luck to leave ornaments out beyond the holiday they are celebrating, President Trump put Ben Carson back in storage today until next Black History Month. “It was great having Ben out on…
Fans of Groundhog Day are set to be disappointed this year, as the event had to be called off due to Punxsutawney Phil abruptly relocating to Arizona. “It dawned on him he didn’t have to…
(Pittsburgh, PA) In a tragic story, a local man learned his New Year’s Resolution is on life support today in the ICU of West Penn hospital in Bloomfield. He is said to be extremely distraught,…
With many trying to keep to New Year’s resolutions to better their lives, a local piece of exercise equipment hopes to break out of the closet for the first time since being placed there during…
Pope Francis has delivered his eagerly anticipated Christmas message to his legions of fans, who have grown accustomed to his popular habit of shaking things up. In the buildup to the Pontiff’s appearance there was…
(Pittsburgh, PA) Local accountant Dave Greenfell may not have had the best year to date at his downtown firm, but colleagues say they are impressed with Dave’s resolve to prove he’s a dedicated employee before…
Officials have warned that Kim Jong-un is testing a ballistic missile capable of reaching the continental United States over the holiday period. However the North Korean leader has confirmed that the launch is nothing to…
President Trump expressed his pleasure today at what he described as a tidal wave of support for his agenda ahead of the 2020 elections. “Even my former AG Jeff Sessions said he’s never seen so…
White House staff faced questions from Vice-President Mike Pence today after decorating his office for Halloween. “I need to know that this ghost is male, otherwise I can not be here.” Confused staffers at first…
