(Moon, PA) A local rally held by President Trump has been declared an overwhelming success by Republican SuperPAC “Viruses For Trump”, who said the event was one of their best to date during the current…
Western Pennsylvanians hoping to see huge formations of birds migrating through Pittsburgh were disappointed Monday night when the skies stayed empty, prompting angry outbursts on twitter demanding to know who had falsely raised their hopes…
It’s a bittersweet day at BB which may only be matched by the mixed feelings we will doubtlessly have when that other fountain of inspiration we depend on – Donald J Trump – loses his…
Leading Pennsylvania wool producers took issue today with Wendy Bell’s use of the derogatory term ‘sheeple’, which implies that sheep are blind followers that are easily manipulated rather than intelligent mammals who know when to…
In yet another glorious moment of national recognition for Pittsburgh, local broadcaster Wendy Bell has made the shortlist for a major honorific – the National Karen Award. The yearly prize is given to the biggest…
Following a backlash over its controversial ‘Mask Break Zones’, local amusement park Kennywood has said it is removing them days after opening. “We’re very sorry for adopting a poor policy we didn’t think through properly….
NFL BRIEF: Insisting he wasn’t going to mess this up like he did with the kneeling protests first time around, Roger Goodell said fans need to understand the games will look a little different from…
(Pittsburgh, PA)A photo has been released of the culprit responsible for forcing law enforcement’s hand against protesters at Center and Negley in the East End of the city. “Any information leading to the apprehension of…
(Harrisburg, PA) Saying it was necessary to set an example, Pennsylvania Governor Tom Wolf has ordered that Pittsburgh Steeler Ben Roethlisberger be punished for visiting his barber in violation of rules to control the coronavirus…
In any normal summer Kenny Chesney would be passing through to trash Heinz Field along with his fans, but the coronavirus has put an end to that according to an announcement by the country star….
(Punxsutawney, PA) Western Pennsylvania was in shock today, in addition to being cold, after news leaked that Punxsutawney Phil has been arrested for fraud. This follows a lengthy investigation during which it emerged that he deliberately…
(Pittsburgh, PA) For all the damage it’s done, the coronavirus did not stop the National Association of Small Penis Owners (NASPO) from holding a cosplay street fair on Grant street today. With the city otherwise on lockdown there was plently of street…
NEWSBRIEF: Protesters assembled in front of the County-City building today to protest restrictions aimed at limiting the free movement of viruses, which they say is unconstitutional. Many openly displayed firearms in a gesture suggesting they…
The potato-growing industry basically admitted defeat today saying it had no choice but the shut down and find something else to do. “The coronavirus slowdown was bad enough but the news out of Pittsburgh has…
A man who was passing through Pittsburgh is suing KDKA radio for damages due to a decline in his cognitive abilities after inadvertantly hearing one of their programmes earlier this week. He claims he was…
Local radio personality and African-American-career-development-expert Wendy Bell has stirred up controversy yet again by saying the damage to the economy due to the coronavirus shutdown is not worth the lives of some old or otherwise…
(Pittsburgh PA) Scientists from the Centers for Disease Control investigating a local outbreak of acute stupidity in Southwestern Pennsylvania say they have successfully traced it to the source. “We have located the epicenter of this devastating outbreak to the Wendy Bell Show…
A live-action remake of Rudolf The Red-Nosed Reindeer to be filmed locally in the Pittsburgh area is a distinct possibility once again after Pittsburgh Steeler Ben Roethlisberger agreed to take on the role of Yukon…
(Pittburgh, PA) Residents of Pittsburgh’s South Side are waking up to a very peculiar situation today – normal looking and smelling streets following the St. Patrick’s Day holiday. “It’s just not the same!” The familiar…
NEWS BRIEF: Bar owners on the South Side are breathing a huge sigh of relief tonight as tills are ringing after all. With the St. Patrick’s Day parade cancelled, revellers were planning to not bother…
