Fans of 80s and 90s Mancunian music are ecstatic today after news leaked that both The Smiths and Oasis are reforming jointly to create the guitar-based superband ‘The Smasis’. Though talks of either band reforming…
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In any normal summer Kenny Chesney would be passing through to trash Heinz Field along with his fans, but the coronavirus has put an end to that according to an announcement by the country star….
President Trump has described the WHO’s declaration that the coronavirus outbreak is officially a pandemic as the ‘last straw’ and demanded they stop discussing global health matters. “Just who do The WHO think they are?…
The political world is being rocked by a dispute between the original band members of Public Enemy over the group’s appearance at a high-profile Bernie Sanders rally in California. Though Chuck D and official Public…
After being touted as the answer to containing the spread of coronavirus in the United States, heavy metal band Elements Of Medical today informed President Trump via twitter that it was unable to be of…
(Atlanta, GA) The CDC today singled out the band Slipknot for its preparedness given the potential for the coronavirus becoming a worldwide pandemic. “These sensible heavy metal musicians have adopted protective measures against the spread…
The singer and songwriter Ed Sheeran is dead, according to former superfan Amy Egan. “Ed Sheeran is no more.” The tragic incident occured shortly after he announced his retirement from live performances. “I hadn’t even…
President Trump has shown he means business when he pledged to get rapper A$AP Rocky released from Swedish custody. “We have Benny so it’s time to make a deal.” ABBA member Benny Andersson has been…
Recording artist Drake said he was surprised but happy to be awarded a flesh-and-blood grammy at the 2019 music awards show, saying he already has a special place in mind for his new grammy at…
President Trump teased the press with details of his State Of The Union address this morning, revealing there would be stirring invective and a half-time show featuring Ted Nugent and Kanye West. “Love those guys!”…
Maroon 5 lead singer Adam Levine is still in a coma in an Atlanta hospital today, after having been sacked by the LA Rams defense while performing as part of the Super Bowl Half-time show….
(Pittsburgh, PA) There were tragic scenes on the Northside today, where a local Luke Bryan fan experienced a hardship that caused him to question his support for President Trump’s harsh immigration policies. “They took my…
The ‘Take a Knee’ protest that swept the NFL has not spread throughout the NBA to the same degree, perhaps because the league differs in having an explicit rule on the books requiring athletes to…
It’s not such a Merry Christmas for the millions of supposedly savvy gamblers who took out bets years ago that Shane MacGowan wouldn’t make it to sixty, which he did today. “There’s going to be…
In a highly unusual move, God issued a statement today categorically denying any involvement in the accident resulting in Marilyn Manson being taken to hospital. “We may have our differences, but this was a pure…
President Trump has sent his regrets saying he is unable to make the traditional appearance at the Kennedy Center Honors as it conflicts with his own Trump Center Honors taking place on the same night…
Scientists at Oxford University have determined what the last creatures on earth will be before the Sun engulfs it, when it will be so inhospitable that almost all forms of life will have long ceased…
(Williamsburg, NYC) The eclectic musician Beck (full name Beck Hansen) has filed a lawsuit in Federal court charging the hipster movement with trademark infringement and withholding of royalties over a period of more than a…
The much vaunted Frye Festival – advertised as a concert in the Bahamas costing $4000 and upwards – has rapidly become a total disaster, with concertgoers stuck there with no entertainment and deprived conditions barely…
A Rock & Roll Band – that asked not to be named out of sheer embarrassment – learned today that absolutely no-one remembers seeing them live despite having multiple sellout tours over the past two…
