In the latest fallout from the Sandusky scandal, a former Penn State assistant coach has come to re-evaluate whether he was ever really a part of Joe Paterno’s formidable football program after all. “I kind…
A comprehensive survey of woman has revealed an astonishing degree of concurrence with Kirk Cameron’s controversial views on marriage. When asked whether they would be prepared to ‘submit’ to Cameron if he was their husband,…
[Waterloo, ON] Always newsworthy Canadian Premier Justin Trudeau caused yet another media splash today when he spoke at the world famous Perimeter Institute for Theoretical Physics, which is receiving a $50 million budget to fund…
Following Rock Legend Bruce Springsteen’s decision not to perform in North Carolina in protest at laws targeting the LGBT community, conservative elements in the entertainment community are fighting back with protests of their own. Leading…
News that a male forty-something inventor in Hong Kong has built a ‘super creepy’ Scarlett Johansson robot has transfixed the internet, with many people repelled by the project that took graphic designer Ricky Ma over…
In what is being described by many as a case of just desserts, former president Bill Clinton has learned that his wife, and current presidential candidate, Hillary Rodham Clinton is being unfaithful to him with…
[Des Moines, IA] Having already succeeded in passing a bill permitting children of any age to handle firearms, Iowa lawmakers have turned their attention to an even younger group whose second amendment rights they say…
For Shaler resident Eric Shiffer, Valentine’s Day is a time of many hardships. But nothing poses a challenge quite like that of picking a suitable Valentine’s Day Card. Like many of his kind, the right…
[Manchester, NH] Today is a pivotal moment in the life of young Alice Spears, since she is about to make a choice in the Democratic primary that will determine her sexual identify for life. “On…
There is a new member of the Solar System, which is believed to almost ten times the mass of Earth. The planet, which no-one suspected existed until now, finally decided to reveal itself to expose…
After yet another Presidential bid in which he is struggling to make an impression, aspiring nominee Rick Santorum has decided drastic changes are in order. “Clearly my current approach isn’t working so I’ve decided to…
Alyssa Milano continued her longstanding advocacy for breastfeeding by sharing a picture from last Halloween on her Instagram account today. The photograph shows Alyssa Milano breastfeeding whilst seated comfortable wearing a Wonder Woman outfit, and is…
During the course of his duties staffing the Emergency Room, physician Alec Keyes sees a lot of things, including no small number of people with objects stuck in their rectum. He used to attempt to…
Hot on the heels of their patent application to have stacked passenger seating, Airbus has filed another patent – this time for a proposed promiscuous passenger class of cabin service. A spokesperson for the European…
With the nation’s most recent mass shooting still fresh in everyone’s mind, the Republican Party has said enough is enough – it’s high time for comprehensive, properly enforced vagina control. “This latest incidence of gun…
[San Fernando Valley, CA] Porn shoots across Southern California ceased pounding today out of respect as word spread that veteran adult film entertainer Ace Reamer has passed at the age of 80. Ace was born…
A record audience is expected to watch the 2015 Video Musics Awards to see their favorite stars. As a special treat, MTV has announced that this year’s show will feature live fucking. “That’s right. Live…
So you’re on the hacker list of Ashley Madison users which means you’re now in deep shit because of that squalid hookup with someone who didn’t turn out to be nearly as hot as the…
Valentine’s Day is a time when love is in the air, when restaurants gouge captive customers, and when clueless lovers go on last-minute expeditions to find chocolates for their paramour that don’t look like they came…
