A longstanding complaint about the social media platform Twitter has been the lack of an edit button to allow users to correct or rephrase their tweets. But with the new owner, Elon Musk, having taken…
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Rap artist and occasional Presidential candidate Kanye West – who currently goes by ‘Ye’ – has demanded that the streaming service Spotify delete songs other than his own or he’s leaving. West had a ready…
As part of its acquisition of the hugely popular word game, WORDLE, the New York Times has announced it will be releasing a two-letter version of the game so that Trump supporters can enjoy it…
The solitary Spotify subscriber who listens to both Joe Rogan’s podcast and Neil Young’s music said today he is torn over what to do after the Canadian singer said the streaming service had to choose…
(Mountain View, CA) Alphabet Inc. [NASDAQ: GOOGL] – the parent company of Google – has announced plans to become an accredited degree-granting institution. CEO and inaugural Google University President Sundar Pichai explained that the company…
Following multiple deaths in an Amazon warehouse in Illinois due to tornado damage, company founder Jeff Bezos has taken to twitter to express his personal sorrow over the tragic loss. “I am heartbroken at the…
Amazon stock (NASDAQ:AMZN) hit new heights today, closing at $3,859.21 on news of the latest innovation in the e-commerce company’s relentless drive to ever-increasing efficiency. Following a successful pilot scheme, it plans to install Squid-Game-style…
(Menlo Park, CA) Social media titan Facebook has announced its expected corporate name change which is being made to better reflect the nature and ambitions of the company. Founder Mark Zuckerberg said he was pleased…
West Virginia Senator Joe Manchin was under renewed scrutiny today after a massive pile of coal was discovered in his Washington DC office. Further investigations focusing on his West Virginia home uncovered even larger stockpiles…
SCIENCE BRIEF: In yet another example of the private sector takeover of space, a second billionaire has ascended skywards in a blastoff that has garnered much attention. The striking launch was described by witnesses as…
(Menlo Park, CA) Facebook has announced that its oversight committee has upheld a ban on a Russia-controlled account that had amassed a huge following. The company said it was determined not to become a tool…
(Mar-a-Lago) After teasing that he would be introducing a brand new social media platform to get his message out after being permanently banned from twitter and Facebook for managing to flout even their low standards,…
(Pasadena, CA) Following a successful landing on Mars, the mood turned sour today at NASA/JPL after the first images were received from the Perseverance rover. Scientists expected them to be a treasure trove of valuable…
(The White House) Mere days after passing an almost impossible dementia evaluation at the Walter Reed Hospital, President Trump has aced yet another mentally demanding test, this time when he was checking out an article…
The office of Theodore Yoho (R-Fl, 3rd District) has confirmed the Congressman is in hospital tonight, having sustained ‘severe’ twitter burns earlier this week. Medical staff who worked on Yoho when he arrived at the…
Following a highly successful launch on Saturday, the combined NASA/SpaceX manned mission was thrown off course today when astronauts sent the following message: “Decided we’re just going to chill up here until 2021. See you…
The war between President Trump and social media platform Twitter escalated dramatically today with Trump being effectively denied the ability to access his followers. “As of today, misspelled tweets are banned.” Twitter executives denied they…
The White House today addressed complaints about Vice President Mike Pence’s apparent refusal to wear a mask during a visit to the Mayo Clinic. Initial reports suggesting the reason was that Pence was unaware he…
TECH BRIEF: Despite the economic slowdown, malware protection company Symantec today reported sales figures of their Norton AntiVirus product are through the roof thanks to Trump supporters. “They’re smart enough to realize that the coronavirus…
(Houston, TX) Medical Professionals at the John S Dunn Burn Center at the Memorial Hermann Medical Center have confirmed the they are treating the junior Senator from Texas, Ted Cruz, who was admitted late last…
