United Airlines are in the doghouse yet again, after a flight attendant insisted on putting a dog in a regulation carrier in an overhead bin instead of leaving it under the seat like normal. The…
After news leaked that Trump International, the President’s company currently managed by his sons, had ordered Presidential Seals to be used to mark golf tees at their resort hotels, concerns quickly grew that it was…
Conservative tweeters are irate as their follower counts plummeted after Twitter embarked on a mass deletion of Russian bot accounts which they defended today. “These fake accounts existed only to stoke hatred and drive discourse…
Since guidelines were relaxed under the Obama administration, our understanding of the medical uses of marijuana has greatly increased. Recent restrictions are worrying since needy patients could be deprived, especially those suffering from a new…
The United Kingdom is in shock with the news that Queen Elizabeth II and husband Prince Philip are to separate after being married for seventy years. In a statement released by the Royal Household, the…
Barack Obama has received a jury summons which he intends to comply with now that he is an ordinary citizen again. Though he says he will enjoy doing his civic duty, No. 44 admits some…
Just as the NRA predicted, attacking gunowners is complete folly after they claimed a copycat killer armed only with steak knives slaughtered even more people in Las Vegas tonight from a sanctuary in the MGM…
In a major embarrassment for the son-in-law of the President, the true reason why Jared Kushner didn’t establish his own personal backchannel to the Russian Government has come to light. Speaking off the record, Russian…
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Only weeks into his first term President Trump is already making good on his campaign promise to put America, Syria, Afghanistan and the Korean Peninsula first, with airbases bombed, never-before-used weapons deployed, and a nuclear…
A politician who claims he wouldn’t ever dine alone with women other than his wife nevertheless had no problem getting down and dirty with all their vaginas this week. Called Mike Pence, he used his…
President Trump’s allegation that Barack Obama placed a wiretap to spy on him in Trump Tower during the electron campaign is being viewed with suspicion by a skeptical public. Further confirmation of that arrived today,…
(Chappaqua, NY) After being told it would be therapeutic to read aloud the Congressional address she had prepared months ago in anticipation of winning the election, Hillary Clinton took time during a walk in the…
The Trump campaign held a press conference today to address charges that they were effectively handed the election as a result of Russian interference. Being so exhausting after all his rallying, Trump was represented by…
President-elect Donald Trump has sent America a special Thanksgiving Day Poem. So nice! I’m going to be Prez Thank you for that It wasn’t the plan But then came the hat I like carving turkey…
With the GOP now firmly saddled with Trump as their nominee and the Bernie Sanders challenge put to rest, Hillary Clinton surprised her family and closest associates with the news that she is a totally…
[Special Terror Report: Spotlight On Ireland] Horrific recent events in France have been affecting people the world over, but perhaps nowhere more than in Ireland’s border counties where former members of paramilitary organizations associated with…
There’s a lot going on in Pittsburgh this July 4th Holiday weekend including two things indelibly associated with our fine city: the Anthrocon (Furries) convention and a concert at Heinz Field featuring the one and…
[Miami, FL] After going missing this afternoon, Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton was eventually found locked in one of Miami’s oldest churches. Those on the scene said she kept muttering something about Michigan and ‘the primary…
After the armed occupiers of the Malheur Wildlife Refuge put out their widely derided call for snacks, some members of the public have responded by sending them dildos. Initially, the rugged militiamen were angered by…
