BUSINESS BRIEF: Faced with unprecedented consumer demand, Procter & Gamble (NYSE:PG) today unveiled its latest line of toilet paper to be marketed under its Charmin brand. Called “It’s Just Leaves”®, the new offering is described as exactly what picky toilet-goers need in a time when traditional forms of toilet paper are nowhere to be found. “It’s Just Leaves”® comes with an insect-free guarantee, which the company says is certainly not the case for those who follow internet instructions on how to make their own unauthorized “It’s Just Leaves” toilet paper at home. “It’s Just Leaves”® is expected to be available in Walmart, Target, and Home Depot stores nationwide by Monday at the latest.
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