(Cranberry, PA) A local Trump supporter expressed dissatisfaction with her local Barnes & Noble today when she couldn’t find a single copy of the novel coronavirus which she has been looking forward to getting her hands on.

“You’d think they would make sure to keep something so popular in stock!”

Though she doesn’t know what it’s about, she knows it must be good given how much everyone is talking about it, which only added to her frustration.

“This never happened with Fifty Shades.”

She is determined not to give up on bringing coronavirus home, however, and also plans to pass it on to her girlfriends once she’s done with it.

“I guess I’ll try Amazon next.”