(Orlando, FL) The Disney corporation has responded to pressure by governor Ron DeSantis to fall in line with his puritanical view of sexuality by defiantly announcing it will do no such thing. In order to make clear just how determined it is to not be pushed around, the family entertainment company said it would be developing a spinoff of its popular Toy Story movie franchise called ‘Sex Toy Story’.

“Sex Toy Story is a joyous animated movie about a group of sentient sex toys who try to understand why conservatives hate them so much when all they do is bring pleasure to consenting adults.”

Lead character Dill Doe will be joined by a coterie of pleasure-inducing devices as they seek to understand their place in a highly polarized world.

“This truly ‘feel good’ movie delivers an important lesson about hypocrisy as the right-wing villains in the story who denounce the sex toys also secretly own sex toys of their own and work them very hard.”

Producers are hopeful the film will be a hit leading to many sequels.

“We are confident that people who experience the joy Sex Toy Story can bring will want to keep coming back for more and more.”

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