In exciting news for Christians everywhere, the FOX News channel is to air a stunning newly discovered documentary on the life of Jesus Christ. Comprised in large part of amazing ‘found footage’ depicting the actual Prince of Peace himself during his brief lifetime, it is believed to be the newest first-person testimony regarding the Savior’s time on Earth since the Gospels. FOX News executives say they received the extraordinary film in a plain package through the mail.
“All we know is it was mailed from Seattle. He certainly works in mysterious ways!”
Rival station CNN, when reached for comment, seemed visibly and audibly upset that they hadn’t received the remarkable scoop instead, as evidenced by their teared-up eyes and bent-over posture.
“Please give us a moment to compose ourselves.”
FOX News will also air a lot of contextual information to go with the documentary to assist their audience, whom they admit sometimes struggle to discern what is real and what is not.
“Fortunately we are here to assist them with our excellent informed journalism.”
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