The popular snack Cheetos will look different starting tomorrow after Frito-Lay decided to change the color from its traditional bright orange.
“Cheetos are now fluorescent green, though with the same great cheesy taste you know and love.”
The move is being made in response to consumers associating the product with President Trump.
“People who love cheetos suddenly reported feeling sick after eating them, and we finally realized it’s because they reminded them who the leader of the country was.”
Focus testing suggested the new look was a vast improvement, with the product now being associated with aliens, radioactivity, and the Grinch instead of the current White House incumbent.
Orange growers will be closely watching Frito-Lay’s balance sheet, as they decide whether to genetically modify their product to be more purple.
Sadly, one victim of the Trump era appears to be the mushroom business, where sales have been steadily falling over the past year.
“People just can’t bring themselves to put a mushroom in their mouth anymore for some reason.”
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Funny! I think they should go back to orange, jumpsuit orange, for all the people on the left headed to jail soon. :]
Awww. So much for that happening🤣😂😅. The only one that should go to jail is Him…the one that turned his back on his own people on the right🤮.
What a bunch of ×&$&$& commenting on this
Hey this real dumbazz.
Ricky Cantu Jt
All trump followers be like: “I will never buy Cheetos again!” Not knowing what the word “satire” means.
That’s your average Trump supporter for you!. 😂
This type of satire is just OLD NEWS…its the same as bullying and really not funny anymore…I won’t buy cheetos anymore just bc this is so lame…nothing to do with Trump
It’s amazing how many people don’t know the meaning of the word “satire”.
Weird. So little understanding. Even in the more benign comments.
No problem I will never purchase one of their products again. #IDIOTS
Lmao. Oh no!
You know your satire site is in trouble when the comments by the incredibly stupid people who don’t recognize satire are funnier than the satire itself.
Oh geez shut up!
😂
green could be a better looking type of green dont like that one too much
This is FUCKING ridiculous!!! I love the orange Cheetos and I have never thought of being related to anything let alone President Trump! I can’t believe this is a FUCKING THING! Cheetos are my favorite but I’m not so sure I’d eat them being lime green!
It’s satire. As in Political Humor. Haha. Funny. Chill out.
You are so stupid it’s unbelievable… I guess you are able to listen to Trump and Fox and believe it all. So uneducated. The IQ of a damaged oyster
A DAMAGED OYSTER OMG THATS GOOD LOL
I bet you listen to cnn Nancy pelosi and biden and believe it all
It’s satire
As in it’s not true
My God you people will believe anything 🙏 🙏🙏
Agreed
As of today because fritos lay is involving themselves with politics I will no longer purchase any of their products ! They are in the snack business not fucking politics so if they want to choose a political associate pa they need to post it as flags on their bags . So on this point on I will tell and do everything &everyone to boycott any and all PepsiCo & fritos products since they have chosen a position in the political arena. Stick to fuckin snackfood !
You idiot it’s a satirical story it’s a joke
If I was free the way I would be suing breaking burgh.
OMG it’s a joke, how ignorant are you !!!
Let’s just forget that you are so dense that you couldn’t pick up on the satire. Trump supporters are morons.
I’m curious what line of business you are in? And I wonder if you stay the fuck out of politics, if you aren’t in it. Other corporations can form super PACs to fund campaigns, so Fritos sure as fuck are permitted a say in politics, if that were actually the case here. I doubt, however, that you spew out the same sanctimonious bullshit when a corporation makes a move in Trump’s favor. Fuck off.
Michael is a total fucktard
It’s satire! Chill!
Hahaha!!! Motherfucker says… To here are Mexican Americans, African Americans….blah blah blah…
And then there are “just Americans”!!!!
Hahaha!! He has no idea that his race, culture, everything about him is NOT Native American!! Hahaha!!!
He doesn’t know where he’s from!!! Hahaha!!! That’s fucking killing me!!! Hahaha!!! Fucking dumbass!!! FTP!!!!
How foolish and unfounded your statement is Jesse! Italy is surrounded by White People and all the Those countries have wonderfull culture and a wide varieety of Cultures. So Jesse Open Your eyes and take some Geography Lessons you sound like a fool telling Anonymous to educate himself while you cant even see whats in front of your face! I disagree with Anonymous on the issue that being white will be a crime with great passion and conviction.
I have often wondered about why Whites are racists, and no other race is……
Someone finally said it. How many are actually paying attention to this?
There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, etc.
And then there are just Americans.. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction.
You call me ‘White boy,’ ‘Cracker,’ ‘Honkey,’ ‘Whitey,’ ‘Caveman’… And that’s OK..
You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you….
So why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live?
You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Martin Luther King Day.
You have Black History Month.
You have Cesar Chavez Day.
You have Yom Hashoah.
You have Ma’uled Al-Nabi.
You have the NAACP.
You have BET….
If we had WET (White Entertainment Television), we’d be racists.
If we had a White Pride Day, you would call us racists.
If we had White History Month, we’d be racists.
If we had any organization for only whites to ‘advance’ OUR lives, we’d be racists.
We have a Hispanic Chamber of Commerce, a Black Chamber of Commerce, and then we just have the plain Chamber of Commerce.
Wonder who pays for that??
A white woman could not be in the Miss Black American pageant, but any color can be in the Miss America pageant.
If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships… You know we’d be racists.
There are over 60 openly proclaimed Black Colleges in the US .
Yet if there were ‘White colleges’, that would be a racist college.
In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race and rights.
If we marched for our race and rights, you would call us racists.
You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you’re not afraid to announce it.
But when we announce our white pride, you call us racists.
You rob us, car jack us, and shoot at us.
But, when a white police officer shoots a black gang member or beats up a black drug dealer running from the law and posing a threat to society, you call him a racist.
I am proud…… But you call me a racist.
Why is it that only whites can be racists??
So in fact while you have all of your race Pride groups/colleges/awards/days and months you are actually being racist yourself against whites.
There is nothing improper about this post.
Let’s see which of you are proud enough to send it on.
I sadly don’t think many will.
That’s why we have LOST most of OUR RIGHTS in this country.
We won’t stand up for ourselves!
BE PROUD TO BE WHITE!
It’s not a crime YET…. But getting very close!
Why can’t we all be proud of who we are and not let race be the divider.
Feel free to Copy & Paste…..
Why are you proud to be white? What did you do to earn the rank of white?
So the issue with everything you said is that when black people celebrate black history month, it’s them celebrating their culture. If you were to celebrate white history month or anything related, you’d simply be celebrating the color of your skin. Being proud to be white is just being proud that your skin lacks melanin. If you were to have Italian history month, or celebrate polish history or whatever ethnic it’s you are, that’s different because there is culture associated with it. White is not an ethnicity. It is the color of your skin. I am not proud to be white because Genetics chose the color of my skin. I am however proud to be Italian. And proud of my Italian heritage and culture. There’s no such thing as white heritage so I will never say I’m proud to be white. Open your eyes. Educate yourself. And stop being a d***
They celebrate their color because they can’t celebrate their ethnicity — the separating of families as part of the process of bringing slaves to the colonies systematically destroyed information about where slaves were taken from, and prevented intra-familial knowledge sharing. Thus most black people in this country can’t have a Ugandan or Kenyan or whatever National Pride Day. So they have to make do with what they do have — the color of the skin and the shared experience and culture that goes with it.
Being proud of your heritage is a whole other issue — why the f*** are you taking pride in something you had zero involvement in? Oh boy, you’re Italian! Great, Italian people have done amazing things throughout history, but what have *you* done? Dude, don’t ride the coattails of others. Blaze your own trail. That’s something to be proud of.
You know the summary of your reply is basically white people are irrelevant. You can only be proud if you celebrate a certain culture? If white people are so irrelevant in a whole, than why is it we are all grouped into “racist” if we are so irrelevant, and one shows they are racist. Why would that bother you? They are irrelevant. Its not black pride month, its black history. We learn about what slaves endured. We learn about people of success. The curriculum is taught to humans of all colors,cultures, reglions and sexes. Not just to black individuals. Its BLACK history month. Not african history month, not carribean history month. BLACK history. There fore its based on color, not culture. Trust me, not every “black” person believes in holding all white people accountable for the evil ones. Theres cultured blacks that dont even learn about slavery in their country and learn it when they go to America and canada. I know this factually from sponsoring my step son! He is correct we could never have a channel specific for whites, we could never have a radio station specific to whites, because automatically it would be “racist” yet its ok for blacks to segregate themselves from other races, nationalities and cultures, and that’s not “racist” We all learn about black history as to have an understanding of what your struggles and successes are. Why would it be so wrong to have a white history month, to open people’s eyes to who the slave oweners were, who they bought those slaves from (blacks) and what they did to them. Why would it be horrible to educate everyone on the reason why whites are so irrelevant and hated? Why would it be so horrible to learn about good white people, like the ones who helped the slaves from America in the underground railroad when they arrived to canada? Why? Because if that was done. It would break the narritve that all whites are bad, and thats something you want to continue to have go on in life….in future history! Im sure you didnt read this all the throught because white peoples opinions or feelings are irrelevant.
Sincerely Irrelevant white woman
Wow you just don’t get it. At least you called yourself irrelevant so all I have to do is agree with you.
You are literally the dumbest fucktard alive.
Agreed!
You guys are the ones that started this bull shit. You guys somehow think that the White race is superior than any other race. We all bleed the same. We all are going to die. We all need to get along. God don’t care about color or race
Sweetheart although you are right, The reason why there’s so many things to celebrate like black history month and all these things for other Ethnicity is when the settlers first came to America they came from England. English ancestors because they did not have much of a culture, they are adapted and developed cultures from others. In my opinion people should be proud to be white, black,Mexican,Italian,Asian,Puerto Rican,Jewish etc. Because of the history of how African-Americans came to this country I think is the reason why they have these types of celebrations because they had to fight for freedom, white people has not but they help the fight. The Spanish revolution a cause to have to fight for something. The Jews a cause to have to fight for something. Unfortunately the White English Americans never were slaves, was not brought here against their will, are already presumed privileged because of the skin color they are in so that is the difference. We all bleed , we will all die and in reality we are all the same race.The human race.Education is the key to understand other ethics background. I am a black American and I am educating myself because we are all ignorant when it come to the true sacrifice the African American had to go through in history because it is not taught in schools.America hides that hideous part of our country.
Really white English never had to never fight ? They had to fight against oppression in England that’s why half came to America! If it hadn’t been for the French/ Indian war, revolution war and the Scottish/ Irish kicking ass there would have been no America! Please! Get a education
You have missed the point. The reason for these agencies is that there is a long & storied history in the United States of exclusion. I DO NOT identify as Black, for me this signifies otherness. I am a Jersey Girl, of the Human Race. My family has been in the United States for over 200 years.
Racism definition: the ability & act to oppress financially, academically, & socially of specific groups based on ethnic origin.
HBUC’s, NAAPC, etc were created in the United States because the laws & regulations prohibited admittance to higher academia. Voting Rights were abrogated & the constitutional rights were being denied. I hope this helps to enlighten you.
Peace & Blessings
Black is not a race either. Or even of one ethnicity. People of color come from more nations than just Africa, asians are not just Chinese. Etc.
Dear Anonymous
This white person is amazed by the stupidity displayed by the many inaccuracies in tour theory!
Just saying- you couldn’t be more wrong
( IMO)
That’s bullshit
Says the brave person who comments as Anonymous. If you’re going to be a racist waste of skin you should at least have the courage to use a name.
Gotta love mr. ANONYMOUS & all his pride
I agree with Jessie. Naturally you are viewing this solely through the prism of the American experience. And that’s the issue. Outside of the U.S. being black is exactly the same as being white in regards to culture and ethnicity. There is no homogenous ‘black’ culture. Nigerians are different from South Africans who are different from Ethiopians and Namibians and so on…language, music, dance, customs vary throughout, just the same as the Irish are different from the Italians, the French different from the Austrians and so on. The reason you have ‘black culture’ in the States Anonymous OP is because they were ripped *from* their ethnic cultures and dragged to the U.S. and essentially forced together to create a fresh uniquely “American” black culture. That is why there is American black history month, and B.E.T. etc. White Americans foisted it on them, so you can hardly complain when they have that, but not when there is a St. Patrick’s Day Parade, or Chinese New Year. Oh and by the way you are a White American the same way they are Latin Americans or Asian Americans. The only ‘Americans’ are the Native ones.
You have to much time on your hands to come up with that much envy.
If stupid were painful, fentanyl wouldn’t help you.
😂😂😂😂YES!!
Stupid, painful, fentanyl… Hilarious!
You can be white & proud.
Just don’t be so afraid of any other ethnic group being on the same level as you.
We are in a system set up to separate us from the color of our skin.
When our blood is still red & we live off of oxygen.
If all are created equal then treat every human the same.
The last time I checked the ghettos were created by a system to hold people back.
& those ghettos don’t discriminate.
Get rid of greed & watch the change.
Or continue this downward spiral of hate that our current system is built on.
& for the record nobody is a color.
You’re either human or hybrid droid aka alien.lol
So who didn’t get butthurt and stopped reading before “Keep the satire coming!”.
Boycott FritoLay ! Walmart has a Great Value Brand, that’s 3 times Cheaper fresh and way better flavor! There Cheto and Frito style are 99 cents.
Walmart uses prison slave labour they been canceled
Its saaaaaaaatiiiiiiirrreeee shirl… it says it right there at the top “a satirical blog” lord… did you know if this was the “literacy test” that black folks were required to take in order to vote… you’d not be allowed to vote.
Maybe it should be black to support blackswow yall fuckin retarded you people didn’t bitch when u got ur money why don’t u give it back if u don’t like trump
Bitch please.
That is ridiculous this world is getting out of hand
He can have the money back, I didn’t ask for it anyways.
Fuck you and the president
How about you get out and take Islam and your commies who take statues down
#notmypresident
You live in America? He IS your President.
You are so right! These people are sick out of their mind. Just to know that this type of mentality is govern our country! Thank you!
Unnecessary comment, but since you brought us there… this shows how rude and obnoxious some Trump supports are, it’s funny and maybe you shouldn’t read it if it bothers you so much! #didn’tvoteforTrump! Stillwon’tvoteforTrump!
Only the “white” people took offense to this… can’t take a joke, be quick to say someone is picking on someone but it’s ok for you all to joke no matter the topic or without any consideration of how someone would feel ITS A FUCKING CHEETO FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, and btw YOUR PRESIDENT SUCKS
Your president for now also dumb ass, whether you voted for the guy or not. If you look back every president has messed up somewhere along the line.
#notmypresident
When you look back every president has gotten something right at somepoint EXCEPT Trump. Name an original Trump idea that has panned out
What a racist thing to say. No wonder you hate our president you’re a horrible person.
I agree! That’s so racist against the President and white people!
What a racist thing to say. No wonder you hate our president, you’re a horrible person.
There are many reasons why I hate your president.
What about black people who can’t take a joke and shut down TV shows for jokes that are”racist” when there’s no hate? Sincerely, a black Conservative who made a success of himself because he doesn’t blame white people x
👍
Sounds familiar with the left and anything that they don’t like.
I’m white. I thought it was funny. If this is true though, it’s stupid. I just can’t imagine hating anyone so much that I can eat food that is the skin color that Trump gets teased about. I don’t allow anyone to get in my head like that. Life is short!
Oh and my stomach churns at the thought of eating neon green Cheetos. 🤢 Green ketchup didn’t last long either.
You are so right! These people are sick out of their mind. Just to know that this type of mentality is govern our country! Thank you!
❤️🤘
Yo did you just say ONLY WHITE PEOPLE?!?
I’M WHITE AND I’M ROLLING OVER THIS!! NOT ALL WHITE PEOPLE ARE TRUMP SUPPORTERS (Thank God). But this should be great for Halloween take a tip fritolay
That is disturbing and disgusting, no one is going to eat green cheetos, and what about the awesome cheesey taste is that gone too.. people are going way to far ,, its ridiculous now
Ridiculous is thinking this was real and not humor. Lol
Satire: the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.
In the article if you read it, it states that the taste is not going to change just because of the color.
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S A T I R E…do you understand that word? If not, please look it up in s dictionary. Do you know what a dictionary is?
satire
[ˈsaˌtī(ə)r]
NOUN
the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.
Are you assholes for real?
“A SATIRICAL BLOG SERVING WESTERN PENNSYLVANIA AND BEYOND”
Obtuse? I am giving you 30 days in the hole for that!
😂😂😂😂
I hope this isn’t true. I would never eat this green shit. Did Frito Lays pump money into the Trump campaign and this is why they changed the color as to not insult him. This is bullshit. I will not buy Frito Lay products anymore. They have been black balled.
bruh the end of the article clearly states it’s satire
I think some people are to ignorant to know the definition of satire, we need to just tell them “it’s a joke” 🤣🤣
but you’ll eat the orange shit? hahahahaha
Satire, heard of it?
Wow! You’ve lost ALL the orange marbles rolling around in you head all free willy 😒
Satire…lol
Bahaha they really believe It. That’s hilarious
I hope this isn’t true. I would never eat this green shit. Did Frito Lays pump money into the Trump campaign and this is why they changed the color as to not insult him. This is bullshit. I will not buy Frito Lay products anymore. They have been black balled.
I’m sure they won’t miss your contributions but the read was a good laugh and the comments even funnier
Somebody has a slight case of dyslexia 😆
I’m here for the comments lol
I love how everyone who gets offended by someone’s comment attacks their grammar 😂 like y’all seriously need to grow up
Look how a little joke about a damn snack brings out all the racist brain dead sheep to come on here to defend their knobby kneed orange puppet master. SMH.
Lol right! A little joke brings out the Karen in people 🙄
Exactly!
As a non politically affiliated, black man, I must say I find it strange how any and every comment about trump is allowed without regards are respect for the office.. even though I feel the system is bull shit any way
Lol that was mighty white post
That was a mighty ignorant comment.
Right!? Lol 😂
I wonder how Trump racist and cruel comments makes the list without regard of the people who put his stupid racist ass in that office. It works both ways Mr. Unpolitical. Fuck Trump and his office.
Amen! Fuck Trump and his orange ass! I can’t stand that racist bastard! Smh biggest POS ever!
let us respect someone who runs 4% of the world population and now accounts for 25% of total deaths from the virus. Great job.
We respect the office when the person in it, respects it.
Don’t forget, that uncouth pig said the white house is a dump. He shows no respect for the office, the government or the constitution and sure as he’ll doesn’t respect the voters.
You get what you give.
If the orange turd doesn’t respect the office how can anyone respect him. YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM! #BLM
Did you feel the same way when comments about Obama were being said?
Can some of u all READ!!!??????? This is Satire. Let me help the rest of u who are brain DEAD here. Search Results
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plural noun: satires
“a stinging satire on American politics”
Its funny, It’s NOT real & u all fell for it! Yet we are the snowflakes?? Wow, how completely ignorant do u have to be? Google is your friend. When in doubt look it up!
WOW FRITO LAY YOU ARE THE MOST BIGGEST RACE BITEING UNDEREDUCATED OWNER OF A PRODUCT THAT IS NOTHING BUT CARDBOARD PUT IN AN AIR FRYER. GREEN GOS… FROM WHAT YOU DID SAYING ORANGE BECASUE OF A MAN WHO IS BRINGING AND WILL CONTINUE TO BRING BACK THE MORALS OF THIS COUNTRY.. WE THE PEOPLE GREW UP ON THE ORANGE PUFFS IF YOU ARE THAT BUTT HURT OF A COLOR TO COMPARE AD BE LIKE A GROUP OF HEATHEN YOU SIR I WILL PERSONAALY HOLD YOU ACCOUNTABLE FOR EVERY WHITE GREEN GO YOU SELL BECASUE ALL YOU HAVE DONE NOW IS USED A COLOR TO BRING HATE OF MEXICANS NOW NOT AFRICAN AMERICAN BUT YOU SIT ON YOU SILLA…. AND YOU THINK.. OH DAHHH BECASUE YOU HAVE JUST SHOWN YOUR RACEIST SELF. WHAT NATIONALIFTY ARE YOU .. SHOW YOUR FACE…
You do realize that this is a satirical website and you do understand the meaning of satire right?
People on here having mental breakdowns because of a satire news post. Lol
Lol Jonh…some are really putting it all out there.
You are an imbecile and your mother should have swallowed you
That’s a lovely comment. Lol
I love saying that to people
My favorite is “Did your brains run down the inside of your mom’s thighs?”
First of, this is satire, not actually from Frito Lay, second, your spelling is atrocious.
Get a dictionary if you don’t know what satire is.
This has nothing to do with Mexicans so keep that name out of your mouth. It all has to do with that POS Cheeto face looking mofo
Hey, I found your one and only brain cell in the last orange Cheeto!
Can some of u all READ!!!??????? This is Satire. Let me help the rest of u who are brain DEAD here. Search Results
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sat·ire
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See definitions in:
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the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.
Similar:
mockery
ridicule
derision
scorn
caricature
irony
sarcasm
a play, novel, film, or other work which uses satire.
plural noun: satires
“a stinging satire on American politics”
Its funny, It’s NOT real & u all fell for it! Yet we are the snowflakes?? Wow, how completely ignorant do u have to be? Google is your friend. When in doubt look it up! Typing in caps & your lack of punctuation, grammar & misspellings clearly show your lack of education. Get a dictionary, read a book! For God’s sake learn something as knowledge is power! Which u apparently lack!
Lmao
HAHA, this is a joke, it is NOT real lady.
You sound like you’re dick riding that orange non convicted pedophile, you sound very miserable, can’t have daughters and be a Dump I mean Trump supporter
You can’t really be that obtuse! His followers seem to be as dense as he is.
You can’t really be that obtuse! His followers seem to be as dense as he is.
They should also write an ad about the puffs Cheetos going green I think that would be funny and it would be an encore to this
You call them uneducated when you can’t even write a correctly spelled paragraph that makes sense. Parts of your rant are unreadable. By the way, what “morals” are you talking about his bringing back — racism, fidelity in marriage, talking openly about wanting to have sex with young girls and his own daughter, lying, etc. I bet it’s the racism and sexism you want back.
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If you don’t shut the fuck up with that bullshit!! That man is a racist and I’m embarrassed 😩 for him the man done killed 1/2 the world 🌎 the That corona bullshit !! I’m not going to even go into it Do your think Frito chip do your thing I support you My family support you my knock off friends support you we all support u
Holy shit lady! Did you stroke out while typing your comment or are you just truly that brain dead? It makes no sense…word salad like your orange cult leader spews!
You know, it is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than it is to open your mouth and remove all doubt!
And the irony of you accusing them of being butt hurt and changing the color because of whatever the hell it was you were trying to say, while you are RANTING in all caps over a fuckin satirical article! PRICELESS!!
Oh, besides learning how to write a coherent sentence, try learning how to spell too, idiot.
*racist *nationality * what the hell is a silla? I could go on and on, but holy hell. Just go back to school and maybe pass the third grade before you spew any of your ridiculousness.
WHY ARE YELLING, THOUGH??!!
You really dumb, Karen.
My God, how did you survive birth?
I wonder how Trump racist and cruel comments makes the list without regard of the people who put his stupid racist ass in that office. It works both ways Mr. Unpolitical. Fuck Trump and his office.
you liberals need to shut the fuck up! I cant believe you breath the same air I do. open your eyes all this happening these days is a set up to make trump look bad.but really trump will WIN!
“…A MAN WHO IS BRINGING AND WILL CONTINUE TO BRING BACK THE MORALS OF THIS COUNTRY”
you lost me right here.
After you look up satire, you should look up imbecile, because lady, you are one.
Re-read your comment, then reconsider calling Frito-Lay undereducated.
Whoa keep your panties on… Its a fake story… Humor because other brands are changing lables… Now breath. Pop a xanax, have a glass of wine…
Lmao people are funny and get all bent up…
Do you think Cheetos cares… They were oranger before trump was…. Ha ha ua😂😂😂😂
Dude speak english
The moron is strong with this one! Didn’t even get the mushroom joke…….
IMBECILE: A stupid person; idiotic; MJK
You are the exact kind of person DJT is counting on. Can’t spell, grammar is well below average, and if you think he is bringing back “morals,” well…please refer to definition of imbecile noted above. BTW, satire comedy is one of the few things we have right now to make us laugh at to take our minds away from the BS lies, hate and division he has been spewing for years. And where in hell did race come in to play…it’s making fun of the orange glow he always has. Geeze.
OMG, this is satire meant to be funny and not put out from fritos lay, see this is what happens when you drink that trump kool-aid, you lose the ability of all logical thought process.
Are you looking for contributing writers? Details please.
Cheetos.. the ultimate Hatemonger of chips.. stupid is as stupid does… Stickum up yo ass… And i didn’t even vote for him.. but i will now ..
This is satire…………..🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️.
Yeah ok.. stfu
Go ahead and vote for trump. You deserve to have him as your president.
Lmao agree
😂Lmao agree
The fact it says “Satire” at the top of the page and people still get upset about it shows how brainwashed Trumpsters are. Can’t even take a joke 🤣😂🤣😂 just like Trump. The man can’t ever be wrong. It’s always point the finger. It’s a SATIRE piece stop being so butthurt. This post is hilarious. The comments are the best part. Dumb af 🤣😂🤣😂
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Lol indeed, they are very butt hurt
Fuck You, Cheetoos need to be cheese colored. People eat with their eyes first. Bad mouthing the president just makes you one of the stupid and uninformed idiots that reside in our Great Nation. Please feel free to move if our Proud Nation displeases you, Jackass.
Ladies and gents… trump supporters out here proving that they know best and that no one would eat something green…. guess this fucking conservative asshole had a momma who didn’t teach them to eat thier green vegetables. Don’t worry go off, but before u do just remember cheese puffs are still orange and resemble our currently impeached acting presidents girlish figure far better.
Are you jealous bro? Don’t be jealous because he has a better looking girl than you will ever have..go eat some Orange puffs you sad POS…
Just because you don’t like someone don’t mean your misinformed
You must be a Trumpster since you can’t write a correct English sentence like he can’t read a teleprompter without stumbling over words with more than one syllable.
Doesn’t, not don’t.
You’re, not your.
What Makes this nation great is that we have the right to question our leaders and express our displeasure in them. We don’t have to be zombies who are afraid of the people they elect.
this is so stupid leave if u don’t like your president, problem solved
Soooo why didn’t you leave when Obama was in office? OH RIGHT, that’s not how this works it’s only when it benefits you. Right right, how does it feel to be a parallel to a Nazi sympathizer…. feel good?
She’s an idiot apparently
You can hate your President, and still love your country. Fact.
You hated Obama. Did you hate your country? Oh right. MAGA cause the country sucked before trump got in.
Y’all brought us over lmao, we have been trying to separate ourselves and y’all keep burning our shit down because it’s better🤣 we’ll go back to Africa when y’all go back to Europe and give the Indians their land back 😆 looks like everyone is fighting over something that doesn’t belong to them huh? Oh well let the fight begin 😂😂
Lmao, y’all brought us here to a land that isn’t yours, we tried to separate ourselves and here y’all go Brandon our shit down (black wall street). We will go back to Africa when y’all go back to Europe give the land back to the Indians. looks like we’re all fighting for something that doesn’t belong to us ☺️
IM HERE FOR THE COMMENTS against Trump!😂🤣😂🤣😂
To all the Trump Supporters:
Read the following lyrics to the song “Cult of Personality” by Living Colour.
This song perfectly describes Trump and the power that you have all given him.
Trump would be the one singing this song.
Look in my eyes, what do you see?
The cult of personality
I know your anger, I know your dreams
I’ve been everything you want to be
I’m the cult of personality
Like Mussolini and Kennedy
I’m the cult of personality
The cult of personality
The cult of personality
Neon lights, a Nobel Prize
Then a mirror speaks, the reflection lies
You don’t have to follow me
ONLY YOU CAN SET ME FREE
I SEE THE THINGS YOU NEED TO BE
I’m the smiling face on your T.V.
I’m the cult of personality
I EXPLOIT YOU STILL YOU LOVE ME
I TELL YOU ONE AND ONE MAKES THREE
I’m the cult of personality
Like Joseph Stalin and Gandhi
I’m the cult of personality
The cult of personality
The cult of personality
Neon lights a Nobel Prize
A leader speaks, that leader dies
You don’t have to follow me
ONLY YOU CAN SET YOU FREE
You gave me fortune
You gave me fame
You gave me power in your own god’s name
I’m every person you need to be
Oh, I’m the cult of personality
I’m the cult of, I’m the cult of, I’m the cult of, I’m the cult of
I’m the cult of, I’m the cult of, I’m the cult of, I’m the cult of personality
Definitely fits.
You people are seriously messed up in the head ! Anyone and I do mean anyone with the good sense and eyes and ears and WHO CAN READ or has the INTELLIGENCE to fact find for themselves and actually make rational sane decisions based on facts not on propaganda spewed by LEFT leaning journalists can understand that in three years TRUMP has done MORE for this COUNTRY the the LEFT ever did in 8 YEARS of OSLAMAISM ! So sit in your little box with your head buried up your ass and keep your jar of Vaseline near while they continue to ^&*( you ! My GOD this was meant to be SATIRE not a full blown political debate with hate mongers and BRAIN DEAD SNOWFLAKES !
The best part if this is that you don’t realize that you’re the “brain dead snowflake”.
YEP!
Bingo!
Ur a dumbass.FUCK TRUMP
🤣😂 Well said “Just Nick”
Funniest shit ever. They are so freaking brainwashed by this idiot in the white house. A bunch of babbling idiots following a babbling idiot. Pray for America!
Zero punctuation
You are an ignorant, blind sheep fitting right into his flock of uneducated fools who are incapable of critical thinking!
Brooks Robert, Wake the F up! You are an ignorant, blind sheep that fits right into his flock of uneducated people incapable of critical thinking! YOU and your clan are precisely the problem…why don’t you go out to a restaurant tonight that’s open against CDC warnings. I’ll even pay for it…you don’t need to take a mask, and please enjoy….relax…spend some time chatting with others at their tables too.
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Yall are the STUPIDEST COMPANY IVE EVER SEEN THIS PRESIDENT HAS DONE MORE FOR THE AMERICAN PEOPLE SINCE THERDORE ROOSEVELT the only reason yall changing the color is so yall might make more money because yall evidently are losing money
People wake the HELL UP! THE DEMOCRATS ARE TRYING TO SEND THIS COUNTRY TO THE HELL & YALL PEOPLE CAN’T SEE IT ILL TELL YALL ONE THING JESUS IS COMING & PEOPLE YALL BETTER BE READY BECAUSE THIS WORLD CAN’T STAND MUCH MORE
GOD BLESS EVERYONE!!
Donna you are so right, he messed up the tax system, locks up children, takes money from the defense budget to build a wall that fell down in high winds. Oh, let’s add stripped protections from from the EPA which keep companies from ruining the air, land and water you need to survive. He had AMERICANS tear gassed and shot with rubber bullets. For a photo op of him holding a bible which has no place in his life. The list goes on and on. I know you think anything that doesn’t come on Fox News is Fake News but..you can look at his tweets and see he lies multiple times a day. The left doesn’t have to try and discredit him…he does that to himself. As for Jesus…he says to love thy neighbor. Hating someone because of the color of their skin, religion, sexual orientation is not a in tune with Christian values unless like #45 you just need the photo op.
Donna Reasons, Tell us what he has done for this country.
Hint Theodore* Roosevelt gave us national parks. Trump is trying to sell them off.I
You’re going nuts over a satire and calling Frito-Lay stupid? Ahahaha
You’re an idiot
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If the left has never done anything for this country. Then is mr.cheeto trying to dismantle everything that they didn’t do. You know the money that was in those COVID-19 stimulus checks did not come out the rumps or the republican administration. If you pay taxes the money came from tax payers. And that spiteful crackpot gave most of the money to the rich one percent. Everyone else got crumbs. That was more like a SS check for retirees. Like Nancy said that crap was not enough to pay bills for most working class people. Only the trailer park residents think that chump change made them rich and they squandered if all off. Luckily Nancy and the liberals are trying to push for $2,000 dollars a month would take care of the unemployed.
And I welcomed my check, tho it could had been done without f***sticks signiture on them. Those that paid was their money.
Wow. You are a really special kind of stupid, bless your heart.
Lmao. You nice box you live in.
Broke Roberts wipes back to front.
You’re funny. You mention reading and intelligence. Two attributes dOnald tRump not only doesn’t have, but avoids like the plaque.
Stfu, fuvk1ng idiot!
Amen!!!
Im sorry but instead of saying he’s done more than any president ever including Obama, can you please list what he’s done? I’d really appreciate it. Because the only thing he’s done is given haters permission to hate ou in the open. I’m so sorry you’re that delusional. God bless you and I will pray for you too
Take it from someone who lives in another country and who has followed American politics for 40 years. The brain washed are the U.S. citizens who have given Trump a free pass for every crooked thing he has done his whole life. You have been fooled by a Billionaire (we don’t know because he still hasn’t shown his taxes even though he made it one of his campaign promises to do so yet still has not) TV reality host. All these Trump supporters who started bullying anyone who doesn’t like Trump, have now become the brain dead snowflakes. Oh, and this article is satire.
What has trump done?
Tell us what he has done for this country you moron.
Anonymous81 – What rock did you crawl out from under?!?!? O.K.; 2016 was a lark. But there is like no one with a fourth grade education who could vote for Pinocchio this time!!!
This post achieves the #1 goal of all good satire.
It made me laugh… And I like President Trump.
Also: If the marketing team sees this and doesn’t ask R&D to try and make a green option, they are not the pure Capitalists I thought they were.
Ha!
This is just a joke. People c’mon! Fritos or cheetos will always be orange! Very sad that Trump supporters don’t find this humerous! I’m just a few exception!
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Puppets on a chain…….make all that noise over nothing…..sad world my friends! Too much hate anymore!
It’s a fucking joke.
Says satire at the top of the page. For you uneducated, trailer park trash,that Trump could give two shits about, brainwashed fucktards satire means fake (you know for fun) I am not affiliated with either party. I just get tired of some of these white trash Trump supports that think Trump gives a damn about your poor ass. He is a rich businessman from New York. He likes to give tax breaks to the rich like Jeff Bezos and could give a damn about your ass. You think if he seen your ass on the street he would even talk to you? No, he’s a businessman!! Businessmen are persuasive and that’s what he did. He knew he could target the uneducated none college Republicans and brainwash you dummies. I know you scratching your head right now.
how nervy of you to claim and assume that everyone who supports Trump is “white trash” or trash in general. I know quite a few blacks who support the man and it doesn not matter what color you are. That goes to show your character. Trump is a business man and has actually put money back in EVERYONE’S pockets,including middle class. Also the unemployment rate has lowered and opened more job opportunities since he has been in the white house. I am a part of that middle class. He actually has the balls to follow through on fighting for what’s right for this country and doesnt care if people like him or not, because the last time i checked, running for president is not a popularity contest. The ones who are on here calling each other a piece of shit, it goes to show your character as well. A difference between democrats and republicans (some not all), are all about talking down to others if you do not agree with the other party. I have some Dem. friends who act like if you do not agree with them, they never let you live it down and make it your fault, when republican friends have tried their best to agree to disagree, thats the difference and i dont care who does not believe me, i have seen it happen enough.
I dont believe most of the crap on CNN and NBC anymore because they have always supported the liberal media, who likes to bury the ugly truth under the rug to always make Trump look bad. The Clintons have done so much worse and people act like it’s no big deal. People need to grow up and stop supporting stupid antics such as changing the color of cheetos. Whether this is real or not it is very immmature.
I guess you watch and believe Fox News instead: a self proclaimed entertainment news channel. As for trump’s accomplishments: just because he and Fox say so, doesn’t make it true. He has done absolutely no good for this country. He has done a great deal of harm though. Never has this country been as divided as now. Never has hatred, racism been so blatant and prevalent. He has done nothing for anyone other than himself. Those friends that benefit only do so because it serves him. He knows nothing of the Constitution, refuses to read or learn anything, refuses to listen to his own advisors, spends too many days at the gold course and dangerously and impulsively acts out and attacks, causing serious danger to this country and the world. I’m truly saddened that you don’t see this. The information is out there. You just need to be willing to read and view other than Fox. How his followers can believe that every news source other than Fox is ‘Fake News’ is just mind boggling.
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Well said, its so sad the left find it humorous to attack anyone with a different opinion. If they could just get along with others maybe we could actually get more done.
“The left” doesn’t show up with torches and weapons. The attacks from the Alt-Right are far more numerous and foul than any left-leaning people. It’s astonishing to me that you are lying (as all good chumpians do) about who’s doing the attacking. Justify Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson, etc. Extreme right-wing, lie-based hate mongers. Hell, the fucking (p)resident is worst of them all. Tell #MoscowMitch to put the 400+ bills passed by Dems in the House up for a vote in the Senate. HE is the do-nothing obstructionist.
Also, you clearly missed the fact that “Anonymous” IS NOT A RIGHT-WING NUT JOB. He is a sane, rational moderate.
P.S. No need for you to protect yourself from the coronovirus. Chump said it will be miraculously cured any day now.
Mya Faire you rock!!
Dude is not an opinion when you have the facts to back it up. “Fake News” was not a repub household word,until they voted for a fake POS with Fake hair, fake teeth, fake skin color and his wife is fake everything. All the do nothing Lazy administration has done is sit on their asses and lie. Can’t get any work done. Because people see this orange clown and his swamp circus is always on TV. Most thing that comes to most people mind is “damn he needs to stop lying and talking. This world is dying an all his mouth opens to say something stupid. Like all of his voters they are definitely stupid. This not an opinion it’s how they act and what they post. You sound like his echo because you both have incoherent logic.
Go fuck yourself
I think you are being delusional or sarcastic. I would not say white trash, maybe trailer park is a more close to the truth. “White Trash” sounds stereotypical. Also you said “I dont believe most of the crap on CNN and NBC anymore because they have always supported the liberal media, who likes to bury the ugly truth under the rug to always make Trump look bad” Every station that doesn’t like rump is not liberal. Noone can make Truamp “look bad” he does a great job doing it by himself. “Immature” is the correct spelling. It’s not very immature its very hilarious.
Nikki81’s is suing the pharmaceutical company that makes Viagra. She claims that Viagra dosen’t make her dick hard lol… Nikki was born a female and had a dick surgically sewn on maybe that’s why Viagra don’t make your dick hard because you were born a bitch you dumbass
U nailed it!!
Hey Nikki why do you dislike a president who has done so much for our country ielowest unemployment ever brought back jobs that went overseas,better trade deals that we never had black unemployment lowest ever took back Iran deal that hurt us what you want democrats who want to turn us into socialism you’re not very smart areyou
Perfect example of an uneducated Trump boot-licker right there. Anyone else have an aneurysm trying to make sense of that incoherent drivel?
You’re stupid, REPUBLICANS give back to the poor, DEMOCRATS higher taxes to “take more from the rich” whom have loopholes such as WRITE OFFS cuz guess what most of them are businessmen, so who’s really paying taxes ? THE POOR. Also, their are many Mexicans, Hispanics in general, black, Asian, white, Indian etc FOR & against trump, you don’t have to be white retard, even a lot of dumb whites don’t like him, cuz the government and Bernie sanders lovers and Obama brainwash idiots like you
Their head AND their ass. Bunch of slow heads. 🤦🏽♀️
Yea it’s not real but some comments make it real. Fuck Trump, nope! Fuck you. I guess you buy into democratic thinking. Look you Pelosi lover, it’s liberal thinking that have flushed this country down the drain and have caused other countries to lose respect for Americans. It’s taking GOD out of life and condoning killing babies in the third trimester and plastering gays kissing all over each other on public television and teaching our youth it’s ok to be disturbed in this day and age because it’s normal life!!! WTF!!!!!. I wouldn’t blame GOD one bit for doing to us as he did to mankind during the time of Sodom and Gammorah. Trump has made good on what he said he would do while campaigning. So it’s not Fuck Trump it’s FUCK YOU you piece of shit!!!!!.
You ignorant piece of shit, sit down and shut the fuck up bitch
Exactly she sounds as ignorant and self absorbed as trump’s bitch ass does
No its fuck you you used scumbag
What an eloquent reply.
You’re literally insane. You think we should just be wiped out by a meteor shower? Shows the mindset of trump supporters.
The grammatical errors alone make this hardly worth replying to.
Dumbass
hahahahahahah!!!!!! wow that must have taken a lot of brain power for you to type out. 🙂
DeeSal, you’re an idiot. LOL
It’s a fucking SATIRE.
Your beloved Agent Orange is going to get your children killed. THAT is truth. GFY
DeeSal, for the record:
God belongs in your head, your home and your church (mosque, temple, etc) NOT in our schools, our government or our LAWS.
This is a SECULAR nation. Out of the 2500+ words in the Constitution, Jesus and God are NEVER MENTIONED, PERIOD.
Take your ecumenical bullshit and shove it!
What campaign promises has he come actually completed. I’ll wait bcuz I really want to hear this prove it to me.
Let’s seedumbass brought back jobs lowered unemployment stopped the Iran deal building wall higher wages new trade deals that are better for us that’s just a few idiot
No jobs came back, unemployment was on its way lower when Obama left office, it takes years for the economy to turn around, which was fixed via Obama…then trump took office and the number shave slid down since, go ahead and look up the numbers. Building a wall means money spent, wont stop a ladder or a tunnel that already exists. Higher wages was already in play based off laws passed before Trump took office..bills get signed in and take time to implement…so wages are already set to go up, Trump didn’t do that. Trade deals, the cost of everything has gone up across the board, the only people making money are the companies backing Trump. We as a society aren’t benefiting form it at all. Iran Deal? We were set to have Iran stop nuclear production for 13 years and be inspected, our leaving and closing the deal means Iran will now operate their nuclear plan as they want…so we aren’t controlling the nuclear plan. In a nutshell that is what the deal was about, to make sure Iran followed a safe nuclear plan and they were willing to play ball, Trump wrecked that for us and Europe and now we are at odds with countries who are our allies because we backed out of it and threw sanctions on Iran which our allies wont hold true and nullified our sanctions…So Trump destroyed everything good about the plan. We aren’t going to keep them from going nuclear, but this was allowing the world to police how fast and how powerful it got….Terminating it was wrong.
So sad you are! I will pray for you as you appear to claim yourself to be a god-fearing person! Your FU’s are terribly misplaced. Trump is not the chosen one, he is just a manipulative businessman serving himself and his rich peers. But alas, I’m guessing that is probably not your demographic and you are just one of his sheep from a place he can’t actually relate to, but loves to sell his lies to. Relax and drink your drink, talk your talk, but don’t be so aggressive and hateful in doing so.
lol have you EVER traveled? The world lost respect for us with Nixon and George Bush Sr. started wars abroad, but most recently for when George Bush Jr. invaded Iraq and got 4,424 soldiers killed in order to allegedly get revenge for the 2,753 killed in 911. I went abroad during Bush, Obama and Trump’s presidencies. I had to pretend I was Canadian when Bush was in office. I walked with pride and got high fives when Obama was in office. With Trump in office I just made it abundantly clear that he LOST the popular vote and that I am aware he is an imbecile rich kid who lost half of his inheritance and has brainwashed a Trump Cult following with fear and cult leader tactics. FUCK TRUMP
Look at all the lil butt hurt snowflakes!
that awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced that people think you are stoopid… well… in this case… not even that advanced! guess that sez something about people who took this seriously eh?
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It take a moment, a single moment to actually read what this says, and in that moment, many people read and reacted with anger and hostility and a profound certainty that they should “attack” without knowing anything. It’s this reaction, this “first” reaction that disturbs me because too many people go “there”.
BINGO, Trish! I laughed so hard at this my stomach hurts! 😂 It was a FUN read!
C’mon people, don’t be so dumb. It says SATIRE right at the top of this story! It is a funny story. And I love Trump! Stop being so dumb and learn how to research and THEN react. Geez, this should be old hat by now people!!!
that awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced that people think you are stoopid… well… in this case… not even that advanced! guess that sez something about people who took this seriously eh? 😉
All the people who don’t realize that this is satire are incredibly amusing to me
that awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced that people think you are stoopid… well… in this case… not even that advanced! guess that sez something about people who took this seriously eh?
I buy at bag every night at work from our vending machines. I promise you I will NEVER buy another bag ever again!!! My family,relatives and friends won’t be buying them either!!!
I‘m sure you singlehandedly just derailed the Frito Lay empire. Today’s word of the day is “satire.” Good luck with that one 🙄🙄🙄
that awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced that people think you are stoopid… well… in this case… not even that advanced! guess that sez something about people who took this seriously eh?
You only wish you had that kind of influence. Bwahahaha retard. Fuck Trump and Fuck you too butt nugget
Snow flake!
Fuckyou, you’re a fucking idiot. ROFL
Dear Fuck You,
I seriously wish that you could be shown just how “unbelievably stupid” your comment about not purchasing a bag of chips in the future because of a satirical post really is. Or even better that there is any real chance that you could sway an entire family to punish the vending machine company so severely with your missing purchases! As a vendor of chips myself, I am greatly concerned of the potential loss of revenue I may incur from you and your like-minded “class” of people. I hope that you do your research and find out the names of the parent company and their affiliates. But that would probably eliminate 70% of your diet.
Sincerely,
Random vendor of fast food to the masses
Will they be on the shelves in time for St. Patrick’s Day??? I’m Irish, so that’s kinda important…. 😉😉😉
Won’t buy another bag! They hate him so damn much go on and leave we won’t miss you!
Um, well it’s a satirical story so….
that awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced that people think you are stoopid… well… in this case… not even that advanced! guess that sez something about people who took this seriously eh?
another fine example of a trump follower’s ability to discern truth from fiction.
Not sure if you are in love with him or just obsessed. Your mob mentality is disturbing either way
AllAmerican = Idiot
ROFL
I am so sick and tired of people using their venue to promote hate and division. I wont buy your products again.
Yeah because tRump dosen’t spread hate. Get a clue.
This looks like a fake story… yep definitely bullshit just like Trump.
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/cheetos-changed-to-green/
Did you not see the statement at the top of the page… satire!!!
ha ha Denise. You really thought this article was true?
that awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced that people think you are stoopid… well… in this case… not even that advanced! guess that sez something about people who took this seriously eh? 😉
Denise, you’re an idiot. ROFL
Guys this is obviously fake news the way it was worded it what gave it away and I’m very gullible and I noticed it was sounding odd and missing information.
It’s not fake news, it’s satire.
I love it.. time for a change.. Fluorescent green cheetos look awesome.. Can’t wait to try then if it’s true!
Do you not know the definition of the word “satire”?
This is the DUMBEST shit I have EVER seen. Get the fuck over it. Are doritos going to change too? What about cheddar cheese? GTFO it and stop being sad little bitches about the color orange.
Its obviously a joke dumbass
Words your probably familiar with.
GET OVER IT !
You are the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen. Its sarcasm.
another fine example of a trump follower’s ability to discern truth from fiction.
Says a sad little bitch about a fake story meant for kicks. These replies are great insights into your camps general level of intelligence
FYI Real Cheddar cheese is yellow like butter and comes from Somerset in England. That Orange stuff they call cheddar in the USA is barely even cheese, let alone cheddar
How can this be satire? I just found some cheetos in the back of the pantry, and they were green. The little date on the side said January third, 1984, but those things expire early anyway. They didn’t taste the same though.
Ha! Enforcer Bluebell speaks the truth
Lol
WOW just WOW
Wow, trumpers are easily conned, they will fall for anything and then spout their poutrage and indignation like the easy marks they are.
Yup
SO TRUE. THEY WILL BELIEVE ANYTHING… UNTIL INSTRUCTED TO BELIEVE SOMETHING ELSE.
If they weren’t easily conned they wouldn’t be trumpers in the first place.
So true.
Um, you’re a dick.
I honestly will not support a company that won’t support our president, he may look cheesy but I’m sure he don’t taste like a cheeto.
Dumb
So when Obama and clinton were in office you would have defended them??
Yeah, he probably tastes like shit.
Soylent GREEN is PEOPLE!!!
Bingo!
Have you tasted the president lately lol!!
Okay, gross… that put an image in my head that DOES NOT BELONG THERE!!! Abort! Abort!
trumplover…here’s your sign
God all you people are fucking retarded this is a joke article you fucking morons if you can’t figure that out you must have voted for Trump I mean come on
Please do not use the “R” word as it is degrading to all.
Retarted?
Cheese is yellowish wtf!! I will not eat that green crap!!!! I will boycott frito-lay. They are going to loose money on this one!!
No they won’t 😂
Yes, they will “loose” money. LOL. You can’t make this shit up.
You know, like “Trump’s brain is loose” or all of his girlfriends are “loose” lol.
Lol, you’re a dick, but that was funny as hell!!
^ That was in response to Any above, not the OP.
Dear Trump supporters, please don’t panic. The Cheeto trees don’t grow green Cheetos. Your orange Cheetos are safe.
LMAO 😂
Never buying Frito lay again
Oh boo hoo. Do you understand satire dude.
So…the comments here are just further proof that Trump supporters are incapable of understanding even simple concepts like ironyy or satire. All of you are the results of inbreeding and will hopefully kill yourselves soon. Go fuck yourselves and your inbred mothers, fucking white trash dumpster fires.
Lol, spoken like a true, racist, hateful libtard with no self control.. Just like every mass shooter ever. I hope you don’t own guns you dumbfuck
Well said
I’m THS98′ survivor.
Trump is a fantastic president, yest the best we have had in a LONG time. Andnlikenone comment that was posted liberals are all about peace and shit, yet you all are the first ones to jump on and bash Everything….. Why can’t yall learn to keep your mouth shut and go on some where it’s because of people like you raising your kids to be idiots just like their Mommy and Daddy we are having school shootings and mass shootings. World would definitely be a better and safer place with out you in it bashing on everyone and everything. Notice I didn’t say go kill yourself, yet just simply asking you to stop your shit and think for once in your life. #AProudConservativeRepublican #GodBlessAmerica
#MakeAmericaGreatAgainTrump
You’re what’s wrong with this world. Liberals preach tolerance and peace and they are the first to spew hate. I’ll pray for you.
rush keeps telling you that ..but liberals are the least tolerant ideology out there..because we are not tolerant is why we gave you all the rights and freedoms you enjoy today ..from freeing the slaves to voter rights and clean air,clean water and everything in between.. thank a liberal
LOL!!!
That’s mighty presumptuous of you.
👍👍👍👍👍
Gotta love how the conservatives who answered you proved your point that they can’t understand simple concepts and they don’t even know it.
Lol. The people who are up in arms make me weep for my country.
PLEASE tell me we aren’t really this stupid…
Hahaha seems like we are! I’m amazed at how many people can’t grasp satire😂
It’s not really stupidity, it’s just the inability to stop a beat before reacting. I can tell you pretty much that every time I have ever posted a comment without waiting a beat before doing so, I have regretted it for one reason or another.
Orange is the new Black 😉
It never ceases to amaze me how stupid trump supporters really are
And you are an idiot!
oooooooooohhh what a comeback!
Hahahaha 😂
Yes most definitely
It never ceases to amaze me how quickly liberals will pile on when given the opportunity. And you call the President polarizing. Fucking laughable.
THIS IS COMPLETELY FALSE, UNTRUE AND FAKE NEWS – I KNOW FOR A FACT AS MY JOB DEPENDS ON CHEETOS
It’s a satirical website dumby
Dumby isn’t a word retard.
And you’re a fucking bigot for using the R word, ass hole.
Asshole is one word, just like dumbfuck.
Says the person with no name ,and retard is rude and insulting
Face it somebody…..just got owned by the clever comebacks. And retard, the “R” word, LMAO with all the overly sensitive people in this world. Good thing they didn’t call you a “MIDGET” or something. I’d hate to see some of you under pressure as your boss is riding you because you suck at your job……LMAO, Mom won’t be there to help you with the mean guy at work.
Sigh…. how quickly we devolve in a single online comment.
What is your problem??…..no more Frito lay in our house…I and 30 other people have planned a….FLUSH FRITO LAY..DOWN THE TOILET get together and make an oath to never buy any Frito lay products. Give them all to the pansy gays!!!
Exactly what part of “satirical blog” do you not understand? Pray do enlighten us.
Guess you don’t understand the concept of satire. Pansy gays? You’re not much of a human either
I at least understand your satire but I see your two lover boys don’t.
It’s a damned satire
lol so your going to buy fritos to have a frito flush party as you boycot fritos by uying fritos your a smart one mr grinch
You should try taking that dick out of your mouth when talking.
Alas, RIP Mad magazine.
News of a new hue for Cheetos is the kind of thing the “usual gang of idiots” excelled at. Mort Drucker drawings of “aliens, radioactivity, and the Grinch” — would be a nice break from the omnivorous omnipresence of 24/7 Trump-All-the-Time.
They’d have to be careful about the news of our Trump era decline in mushroom sales.
“People just can’t bring themselves to put a 🍄 in their mouths anymore for some reason.”
Alas, RIP Mad magazine.
News of a new hue for Cheetos is the kind of thing the “usual gang of idiots” excelled at. Mort Drucker drawings of “aliens, radioactivity, and the Grinch” — would be a nice break from the omnivorous omnipresence of 24/7 Trump-All-the-Time.
They’d have to be careful about the news of our Trump era decline in mushroom sales.
“People just can’t bring themselves to put a 🍄 in their mouths anymore for some reason.”
Telling a person who is not bright enough to recognize satire “this is satire” doesn’t help them understand. You have to consider your audience and explain things in ways they can comprehend. For example:
Listen up folks. I’m with you, this article made me angry… Almost as angry as I get when a woman gets to have control over her own body. But I did some research and found out that it’s not true. Cheetohs are not changing colors. We can all sleep soundly tonight knowing that we can still get our orange Cheetohs right there in the same store we buy our guns! God bless America… Well God bless the rich… Everyone else is on their own
Where the hell are you grocery shopping “buy in same store we get our Cheetos” ? I wanna shop there…..are the guns near the Dairy isle?
Oops, “same store we get our guns” I didn’t re-read before submitting, I BAD!!
You’d have to explain the word “research”.
Reminds me of Hillary Clinton…Green with envy. #notmypresident #MakeAmericaGteatAgain
Make America Literate Again…
Cheetos should stay orange. No product should change due to a political reason! Cheetos being orange is indicative of the main flavor of Cheetos. People today have gotten ‘soft’! Not liking someone in the political arena is their choice. Expecting EVERYBODY to make a change still alienates some people! So, make your change and anybody who doesn’t like is still your customer. Seems like suicide to the product being changed to me!
You obviously are a trumptard it’s satire moron
You’re just a little bit stupid aren’t you? But I guess trumptards will believe anything.
Pathetic
Omg, you guys are totally right! I love my aliens- I mean Extra-Terrestrial gay allies just as much as I do my fellow American citizen! And don’t you worry about those little mushrooms that the little orange man carries: they may have been laying in some random stranger’s cuchi, but I like to bite down on them hard, regardless of whether they are gay or straight! 😉
green cheeto
Satire
This has got to be a joke! I don’t think about anyone when I eat Cheetos! If they were ignorant enough to change the color from orange, they would lose a customer.
You deduced correctly, even though you did not guess it was satire!
I am disappointed that this is not true, even though i knew it was just satire, i st cant help being disappointed.
Looks like it really has triggered the morons though, which has cheered me up no end hahhahaha
Seriously, all one has to do is put out satire of their Cheeto and they get all bent out of shape, not realizing that it’s satirical, then bring gays into the whole mix?!
Wow! Guess they really ARE idiotic.
Heh. “bent out of shape”. That’s a good one! 😂 I think they forgot to tell their wives someone-I mean, something. 😉
I love this, however, I am worried about the critical thinking skills of our citizens, especially our youth. Free birth control for all Republicans.
Uh no, free birth control for all Demon-rats/ liberals that can’t see the forest for the trees!!!
Just how sad and pathetic is your life when you think “Demon-rats” is a witty thing to say?
I prefer Lie-berals and deceptocrats, though I did not come up with it.
Ok tit for tat repugnants trumptards narcissistic misogynistic racist bigot pedophille jerks
you are obviously a rush listener ..sad ..lol
This is sad that people don’t recognize satire and snark. What are we going to do now that Mad magazine is going out of business?
These comments by thumb-sucking trump supporters are hilarious! Do you lay down on the floor and kick and scream when you don’t get your way. Reading your immature moronic comments were so funny considering this is a satire site 😂😂😂😂😂😂 No wonder our country is a joke to the world when you have idiots like this, who apparently have no strategic or critical thinking skills voting. Go back and blow up your trailers while cooking up your meth stupid rednecks. 😂😂😂😂
Well said!
😂😂 Luv It.
You guys are a swing state? I guess that’s a euphemism for being easily duped.
Oh? Are you implying that you bleat like a sheep at whatever commands you are given by your superiors and those above you? I guess that’s a euphemism for being easily duped.
Funny how his followers don’t know a joke when they see it, even when the page advertises itself as satire…this Elizabeth, PA native salutes you!
Folks, Lighten Up.
Old fashioned as it seems this is humorous. Laugh Live and Love.
I love cheetos and I love our USA, don’t mess either of them up. Is nothing sacred anymore? That’s how the demorats roll, if their agenda backfires on them they start screaming that they were only joking.
OOoooooo, touchy, touchy, touchy!
(“Demorats” agenda… when are *you* guys going to get over her already?)
Umm…have you ever heard of satire? Perhaps you should work on your critical thinking (and reading) skills.
“Waaaaaaaaaaah” -you
You mean democrats? Or demorats… hehe
Another dumbass trumptard that believes everything they read on the internet, even when it’s satire.
too late Mr Trump is already messing it up!!!!! hahahahahahaha
You do realise that the joke has gone right over the top of your head and then you commented…..oh dear, now everyone know you are a moron! hhahahahaha
are you really so fatuous you do not realize this is satire??…wow .. EVERY trumper keeps thinking this is a real story..really explains a lot in a nut shell
This should help:
sat·ire
/ˈsaˌtī(ə)r/
noun
the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.
synonyms: mockery, ridicule, derision, scorn, caricature; irony, sarcasm
No, that won’t help at all. To many multi syllable words in the definition. Even the few Dolt45 supporters who CAN read don’t understand words like irony or context.
Nice try though
I can see the headline now Chester Cheetah sues Donald tRump for damages and tradmark infringement..😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
Okay faggot
GoOd oNeEe
Did you just assume their sexuality?!
someone got triggered and started name calling….what a prick!
Brilliant! So, now, what about the citrus problem?
They grow green in Flo Rida now.
My favorite part is the amount of people who think this is real.
wish it was
Would be amazing right??
It honestly would be amazing, if this wasn’t just Cheetos dipped in Gatorade. But then, we wouldn’t be able to Dump Trump into a boiling pot of Gatorade. (:
2020 TRUMP !!!!! That’s great so frito lay just lost 6 customers!!!
This is a joke, Lisa.
Pitiful can’t recognise satire
6 cult members
ROFLMAO. Poor Lisa! No more snacks for YOU, girlie!
Another trumptard idiot
Oh look, ANOTHER trumptard that believes everything they read on the internet.
you liberals need to shut the fuck up! I cant believe you breath the same air I do. open your eyes all this happening these days is a set up to make trump look bad.but really trump will WIN!
Next they will make them black
Oh you silly dearie, that’s for Halloween!
LOL…this cannot be real! 🤦♂️
Very good! Even though you missed the header stating this is a satirical blog, you figured it out!
Make them rainbow so they can be like today’s glorified pedophiles
I know you’re not implying that being that gay people are somehow associated with pedophilia. You’re an ignorant, homophobic, uneducated piece of human garbage! 🤬
Stop it! Gay is not pedophelia. Look at all the straight males arrested for it.
Hmmm, whenever I see comments like this, I just KNOW the REAL sexual orientation of the commenter. It’s too bad people like that feel so guilty that they have to hide in their little closets and insult others of that orientation to convince themselves that they are really straight.
Right?? There’s a reason several popes have, in the past, been arrested on pedophilia charges! It’s because they were priests, and therefore had to leave their self-proclaimed chastity in the closet.
Not the case with me Ma’am, it’s just that the sexual anatomy is in place for a reason. Various creatures with such anatomy as ours are SUPPOSED to use them for reproduction, that is it. But there’s only two differing bodies for a reason, as a species it’s our duty to reproduce.
Please don’t…reproduce, that is
Panties in a bunch? You mean their bloody tampon panties in a bunch. Can’t take a joke. The desperation is real. It’s snowing to them and they can’t make their snowflakes stop. NEWSFLASH: snowflake manufacturers are changing snowflake colors to orange. It fits.
Well, isn’t this the epitome of *iron*y, pun intended? I’ll have you know that this “orange snowflake” crap is fake news! You are literally ignoring science, in the face of why tampons, and not panties, are important to hygienic health and radical feminism.
To every person that’s getting their panties in a bunch over this article, THIS IS A SATIRICAL BLOG! They write fake stories to make us laugh! Now I’m laughing at everyone here who took this SO seriously! Do us all a favor – don’t vote, and don’t reproduce!! LMAO!
I’m pretty concerned that some thought this article was real!
Whelp, it’s a good thing I’m gay then. At least now, I can safely say that I personally enjoy having my panties in a bunch. That shit turns me on! 🙂
To Anonymous…, you are worthless. All Dems are slaves to the Bloody tampon politicians because you are too stupid to learn.
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So are you suggesting that you’re against the use of tampons now? If so, I would like to commend you for your support of radical feminism!
Green!?! You mean like that deal AOC loves. We can’t buckle America. Stay orange like our Dear Leader has made our streams and waterways and air and toenails and and lettuce and and and water and stuff
You’re fucking retarded
Forget it. He’s already lost to the “keep Murica bacon” crowd. Besides, we *should* be showing our passionate love to our fellow cripple! At least they deserve it.
No worries Eric, I understood your satirical comment to a satire piece. Well played sir.
Are you serious? Who the hell is going to eat bile colored cheetos?
Who the hell ever thought that something orange would squat in our White House?!
Who the hell ever thought that our orange cheeto would even squat?!
Hahahaha…some of you all take ‘fake news’ wayyyyyyy too serious! Boycots and nonsense lol…you guys keep America great 1 Cheeto at a time. 🤣😂🤣
Like when libtards boycott companies that support trump
Libtards! ROFLMAO Better to be a Libtard than a Repugnicant. At least WE have brains, common sense, compassion, ethics and morals. That’s WAY better than sawdust brains, ugliness, self-centered-ness, and hatred.
We’re also able to understand the meaning of the words “Satirical Blog”. But then Dolt45 did brag that he loves the uneducated. In actuality it’s not that they are so much uneducated as uneducable. I mean, somewhere along the way some poor benighted teacher must hav at least attempted to impart basic grammar, syntax, punctuation, and vocabulary skills, right? It’s just that you can only do so much with multigenerational inbred DNA. So sad. So terribly sad.
It’s satire. That means it’s a joke. I guess Republicans simply cannot read.
🤣🤣🤣 Way too uptight for sure!
Like you with your gay double standards that make your panties moist at the sight of something that you don’t agree with
Sounds like someone is feeling torn between their pride (pun intended) and their horny closet.
I want my mommy!
Hahaha!
Jajajaj “laughing in español”
A SATIRICAL BLOG !!!! It is satire!
A SATIRICAL BLOG It is satire!
This is a joke right?
I officially am now boycotting your product. This is unpatriotic and pathetic.
Omg. You’re an idiot. You realize this is a joke right? And I’m sure you’re one of the idiots who voted 45 into office, then said “we have to support our leader”, but also never supported president obama when he was in office.
For one it’s satire, two how is it unpatriotic? It’s not like someone is trying to change the colors on the American flag. If a company wants to change the color of their product, that’s their right. You need to freaking relax a bit and take the joke for what it is.
This is starting to get ridiculous
Ewwwww green? Why couldn’t they pick yellow or something not poopy looking
OK so context behind this is: Gatorade was involved. Besides, yellow is piss-looking and too close to the color orange, whereas purple is the opposite of orange. I highly recommend reading the full satire.
This looks gross my whole school already talked about not ordering more cause just by the look it’s giving many kids upset stomachs
It’s a joke.
Hey dumbass, it’s a joke
Yay thats awesome ! Love green
Me too! Especially Sea Foam! 🙂 It’s too bad there’s too much plastic, stone, and ivory golf balls in our oceans. 🙁
They could make them white as in white cheddar, but Frump would love that.
Actually I’m quite certain you’re referring to Pence, Mike. He’s much whiter than Drump, after all.
How about changing trump from
Free to inmate
Agreed! #lockhimup
Oranges ARE green before they are ripe…
Uhhh… You do realize that you’re living in the Matrix right now, right? The spoon is not real. The orange is not real. The cheese is not real. Donald Trump isn’t real.
If this is the matrix, can we please exit now? I’ve really had more than enough, not sure I can make it to 1/20/2021.
Oranges ARE green before they ripen…
Oranges are mostly green when they’re ripe. The orange color is chemically enhanced.
Crushed red Beetlejuice anyone?
Donnie ruined the color of my favorite snack……I can’t eat green forking Cheetos knowing they’re supposed to look orange and taste like real cheddar powered cheese? This has got to be the stupidest thing ever. What next green oranges?
Yea people are making a big deal about it now it’s getting childish and ridiculous at this point
Dude. This is satire.
It’s a joke…. wow y’all need to learn how to recognize
Are you fucking serious? Dude, get a life, read a book, look around – the world just ain’t the way you think it is.
How is this comment in any way related to satire?