God Storms Out Of National Prayer Breakfast In Protest

The normally peaceful National Prayer Breakfast was thrown into chaos today when its star attraction, God, abruptly left the room not long after President Trump arrived.

The Almighty, who normally attends as an ethereal presense to hear the intercessions of the mortals in the room, said he couldn’t stomach it any longer and whisked himself away mumbling ‘This is bullshit!” within earshot of some of the pastors present.

Things had gotten off to a bad start when President Trump held up a newspaper with the front page headline “Acquitted”, prompting God to ask those around him if the President knew this was the Prayer Breakfast. The last straw appeared to be when Trump attacked Mitt Romney, whom God has taken to calling “My Main Mormon” after he listened to his deity’s advice on how to approach the Impeachment Trial.

President Trump appeared nonplussed when informed that God wanted nothing more to do with what he described as a ‘sham of a National Prayer Breakfast’.

“Fine – we’ll just pray to the other guy from now on. More my style anyway.”

8 Comments on "God Storms Out Of National Prayer Breakfast In Protest"

  1. That’s not even worth printing! You can tell he is an un believer!

  2. What’s sick is the author presuming to know what God thinks. Great job, pompous jerk.

    • Don’t have to know what God think but know what God said
      Matthew 7:21-23 New King James Version (NKJV)
      I Never Knew You
      21 “Not everyone who says to Me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ shall enter the kingdom of heaven, but he who does the will of My Father in heaven. 22 Many will say to Me in that day, ‘Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in Your name, cast out demons in Your name, and done many wonders in Your name?’ 23 And then I will declare to them, ‘I never knew you; depart from Me, you who practice lawlessness!’

  3. You guys are sick. I would hate to think I had to stand for this poorly written, opinion of someone that has not relationship with GOD.

    • coming from someone that does NOT have rudimentary proof reading skills.
      That’s sick🤯

    • The person that has no relationship or even know there is a God is the one who went to the “Prayer Breakfast” and held up the Newspaper and commence to insult other believers The Bible say to Pray for Your Enemies so if this is how he was feeling then he should have come in with bowed head a humble heart and prayed for those he called out.

    • Luke 6:37: New International Version
      “Do not judge, and you will not be judged. Do not condemn, and you will not be condemned. Forgive, and you will be forgiven.

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