(Pyongyang, DPRK) After seeing him give an update on President Trump’s condition, Kim Jong-un today extended an invitation to Dr. Sean Conley to head up the State Media apparatus of the nation he rules with an iron fist.

“I saw how Sean handle the oxygen questions and thought this guy is perfect!”

Jong-un praised Conley’s abilities to raise doubts about things he hadn’t even been asked about yet, as well as his impressive skills in sowing confusion and generating turmoil.

“Exactly what I need to help me continue to rule by fear.”

The North Korean Leader said he would never dream of stealing staff from his friend President Trump, but the offer stands should the US leader pass.

“See you in two weeks!”

HELP US KEEP THE SATIRE COMING!