(Palm Beach, FL) Having learned about their existence through the news, the rat population at the Mar-a-Lago resort in Florida today extended an invitation to their Baltimore relatives to come to visit before the brutal Northeastern winter sets in.
“It’ll be a tight squeeze as there are already lots of us living here but we’ll manage somehow.”
As well as being a much warmer climate, the rats say it’s preferable to living in Baltimore in many other ways too.
“There’s always lots of food scraps lying around here, and no-one ever bothers you.”
They say the directions to Mar-a-Lago couldn’t be simplier.
“Just make you way to Palm Beach anyway you can and follow the first trail of rat droppings you find to the end.”
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