SCIENCE BRIEF: In yet another example of the private sector takeover of space, a second billionaire has ascended skywards in a blastoff that has garnered much attention. The striking launch was described by witnesses as “a massive dick hurtling into the sky”. Also noteworthy was the spacecraft used, which was described as “looking like a massive dick too, but not as massive as the main one”. After a successful splashdown, the more massive dick thanked over a million underpaid and overworked Amazon employees for making it possible.
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