Inspired by President Trump’s innovation to make his border wall transparent – so people will not be struck without warning by bags of drugs thrown from the other side – Mexico has proudly announced that it has not only stolen Trump’s brilliant idea for an invisible border wall but has already constructed one.
“We are proud to announce the completion of our invisible border wall stretching from Tijuana on the Pacific coast all the way to the Gulf of Mexico.”
The Mexican government said it decided to build a border wall to keep out U.S. militia like the Oath Keepers and they made it transparent so Mexican citizens could continue to enjoy the spectacle of hard-bellied middle-aged Americans playing dress-up to mask their personal inadequacies.
“It is most entertaining and we would hate to lose it.”
Construction of the wall was completed in record time and Mexican architects give full credit to Trump for his crucial insight.
“After he came up with the idea to make it invisible everything fell into place and we thought if he wants to make us pay for it anyway why not just build it ourselves.”
Once the design was presented to the Mexican President, he was happy to pay all the material and labor costs involved to prove Mexico could do something Trump has so far only managed to talk about.
“We invite all Americans to come to the border and not see this modern engineering marvel for themselves.”