Saying he hopes he can be forgiven, Vice President Mike Pence today apologized for commiting a ‘terrible indiscretion’ which he says will haunt him until the day he ascends to the bosom of his Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.
“I just wanted to watch some football I swear.”
Pence said he had been watching the Super Bowl when the shameful incident occured during half`time.
“I found myself alone in a room with some pixels I had no business being around.”
Pence admitted he should have left the room immediately but remained for the entire show featuring Shakira and J-Lo.
“My only defence is that, given the Puerto Rican theme, I was waiting to see if Ricky Martin showed up.”